fighting

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch

" sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) "

" look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! "

" if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "

" excuse you, sharknado is a classic! "

" ... and that's why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. "

" did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? "

" i love you, but you're being a shitbucket right now. "

" SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "

" have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? "

[ txt ] iconic.

[ txt ] 💃 dances angrily

[ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck

[ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.

[ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don't know how long our friendship will last.

[ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don't know.