“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

i can convince myself anyone deserves to be mistreated. i am also unshakable in my belief that i'm pure of heart and objectively a good person <- how you guys sound to me

i know i've said this a lot i'm just sooo exhausted with the casual cruelty of the internet i genuinely don't think you guys have any awareness of how badly you've been poisoned. every day i watch people i follow gleefully feed into it by embracing "haterism" and finding new and exciting ways to make interpersonal violence cute and memeable. you can contribute to making the world a worse and more unsafe place for everyone as long as you learn therapy words and reblog a mutual aid request every once in a while for cover

look. the nature of the artist (any kind) is to become inexplicably obsessed with certain themes and motifs for a few years and just milk that subject matter to death. when respected artists do this, art critics refer to it as a “period.” the only thing separating you from them is fame and accolades. to your haters you will be “that freak who’s fixated on drawing weird trains,” while to your admirers, you are simply in your “tiny trains made out of household appliances” period

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.