ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ. ⁽ᵃᵘᵗᵒᵖˡᵃʸ⁾

                        you’re  ANGRY .      i   k n o w   it .   ❛   she tested me too hard .   she ’s unfair .  ❜       BOO ––––––––– HOO .   i don’t suppose you ever stopped 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 long enough to ｒｅｆｌｅｃｔ on your own 𝖲𝖧𝖮𝖱𝖳𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖨𝖭𝖦𝖲, though, did you ?   you never considered that maybe, i tested you to give the endless hours of your POINTLESS existence some   structure   and   meaning  .   maybe to help you 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲, so just maybe you’d think of something more    ( W O R T H W H I L E  )    to do with your  s o r r y  life .

the thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone. i mean, you may think to yourself that you’re happy. but you don’t really believe it. you focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. it’s only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand,

This is from Toby Fox. I had contacted him about the Amazon issue where Amazon sellers are taking thousands of Undertale fanartists’ work and putting them on merchandise to sell.

Toby Fox, Creator of Undertale, was turned away from Amazon despite him having a list of every seller selling the unlicensed content.

IF YOU ARE AN UNDERTALE ARTIST, AND YOUR WORK IS SHOWING UP ON AMAZON, PLEASE HELP TOBY OUT AND EMAIL HIM THE INDIVIDUAL LINKS AND CONTENT SO THAT HE CAN HELP GET IT PROPERLY TAKEN DOWN.

Even if you think your work is NOT on Amazon, please check.

Here is the list of current sellers selling the unlicensed content. 

Toby’s email is [email protected]. 

Please submit the link of the unlicensed content, along with the original artwork from your art galleries in order to help him get it removed.

“How was I supposed to know to keep my child alive? There should be a message at the beginning: child is useful, do not murder. Otherwise how would I know, this is ridiculous.”

“Alright, now I wanna sound nice, formal, and normal.”

“Taste the titties with every bite.”

“I have strategically placed sea sponges on my body. Sometimes I’ll even use sea urchin if the price is right.”

“Well fuck you, not even exchanging pleasantries?”

“What the fuck does ASL stand for? Asparagus… Sex… Live?”

“Do I like to talk dirty? Is that even a question? That’s like asking a telephone if it likes ears.”

“Look at this guy, running all the way from Lithuania just to give me the business.”

“Is that titty seaweed?”

“Bitch, I will sprinkle Scooby Snacks all over your face.”

“Alright, I need to get dancing. If the phantoms see I’m not busting a move, fuck’s gonna get shit.”

“Stop conveying such a wide range of emotions!”

“Are you really off balance after one cocktail? You’re a fucking lightweight. And you call yourself an alcoholic?”

“Good afternoon fellow sober citizen! It’s a very nice day out here.”

“It’s probably all the cocaines she has in her system. She’s got some cocaines there, a lot of cocaines. At least 50,000 cocaines.”

“His head just popped off like a lego, that’s all.”

“It is very hard to control a vehicle after bumping three lines of coke!”

“Toy Story 4: rated R for strong language, sexual themes and ass gore.”

“Let’s find out who’s masturbating upstairs.”

“What if I told you that was my husband, huh? Bet that’d take you for a surprise.”

“Okay then, I’ll go fuck myself. Thank you.”

“If I was ever gonna have sex with with a towel, now would be the ideal time to do so.”

“Your mouth says ‘not bad’ but your eyes say ‘everything’s bad.’ You look extremely sad.”

“This is not my home! My home has porn and stuff.”

“Just talk about ass cheeks or grass or something, that’s what I usually do.”

“I might as well go into my closet and grab a fucking Boppet, try to have a conversation with that.”

"Where are we going? Probably some weird fucking place- ooh, I guessed right.”