the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

the A in my name stands for ‘All you need’

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous

ive never even seen a full episode of doctor who but god DAMN did seeing a clip of that shit get me

compare yourself only to your previous self

you can tell star trek was made by white americans because they're like "to boldly go where no one has gone before!!!!" and like 99% of the planets they go to are inhabited

If you give your dog 5 dollars they immediately join the canine 1% and will have more money than their dog friends will ever have.