CRUEL INTENTIONS . . . .

aka, “things that sound dirty but I didn’t mean it like that”. Or maybe you did? Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

“Can you just bend over?”

“Wow, it’s really hard.” / “Wow, it’s super wet.”

“I’ve never held anything so big before.”

“Maybe you should take it off.” / “You’d look better without that on.”

“It sure is hot in here.”

“You look sweaty.”

“Wanna go for a ride?” / “Wanna go downtown?”

“There’s nothing better than a good weiner on a day like this.”

“Spread your legs.”

“Harder!” / “Faster!”

“Yummy.”

“Here, let me butter your muffin.”

“I’ll let you watch.” / “I’d let your friends watch.”

“I just want to lick it.”

“I’m hungry, but I don’t really want food.”

“I could use a good rub.”

“Oh, it will make you scream.” / “I will make you scream.”

“That’s a nice pair you got there.”

“Don’t be afraid to scream my name.”

“I’d love to get you on your back.”

“Let me show you my bed.”

“I’m super flexible.” / “I have a lot of stamina.”