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Celestia: "I am angry. Do not talk to me."

Kyoko: nuzzles into her neck

Celestia: gasp "No! No tickling! No nuzzling! I am furious!"

Kyoko: kisses her neck

Celestia: "Why are you staring at my legs?"

Kyoko: "Calculating the exact measurement from your thigh to the hem of your skirt. It shortened by two inches today."

Celestia: "You are a pervert!"

Kyoko: "I am a detective. Noticing details is my job. You wore it for me, didn't you?"

Celestia: "I wore it for… fashion!"

Living room.

Kyoko: doing paperwork

Celestia: knitting

Hina: "What are you guys doing?"

Celestia: "I'm making a scarf for winter."

Kyoko: "I'm doing my taxes."

Hina: "You are literally 17."

Kyoko: "Your voice went up half an octave when I said your real name."

Celestia: "It did not!"

Kyoko: "It did. Taeko."

Celestia: squeaks "Stop! People will hear!"

Celestia: "I do not indulge in sweets. Sugar clouds the mind."

Kyoko: "She has a cavity because she eats marshmallows by the handful."

Celestia: "It is a stress test! For my teeth!"

Celestia: "I fear nothing."

Kyoko: "She is afraid of butterflies."

Celestia: "They are erratic! They have too many legs!"

Kyoko: "She screamed and stood on a chair last Tuesday."

Celestia: "If you love me, you'll buy me that diamond necklace."

Kyoko: "If you love me, you'll organize my case files."

Celestia: "That is not an equal trade!"

Kyoko: "I didn't say it was equal. I said 'if you love me.' Are you saying you don't?"

Celestia: fake crying "I am simply devastated. No one understands the burden of my genius. If only someone would buy me a cake to soothe my fragile heart…"

Kyoko: "I'll buy you the cake if you tell me why you're actually crying."

Celestia: "I just told you—"

Kyoko: "You're crying because you stubbed your toe on the doorframe and you're too proud to admit it. Cake?"

Celestia: "I don't want to cuddle. I'm too hot."

Kyoko: spoons her anyway

Celestia: "Get off! You are a furnace!"

Kyoko: "You're leaning into me."

Dining table.

Celestia: "Did you pay the electricity bill?"

Kyoko: "I paid it yesterday. Did you call the landlord about the leaky faucet?"

Celestia: "He's coming Thursday."

Makoto: "You guys pay bills? We're in high school!"

Celestia: "I'm going to pretend to be sick so you stay in bed with me all day. Cough, cough."

Kyoko: "Alright. I'll call the nurse and cancel our dinner reservations."

Celestia: "No! I wanted to go to dinner!"

Kyoko: "Then get out of bed. Or stay in bed and I'm cancelling. Your choice."

Celestia: "Oh, Kyoko, my delicate constitution simply cannot handle carrying these books. If only a strong, capable detective were to assist me…"

Kyoko: "I'll carry them if you admit you only bought them because they have pretty covers and you haven't read a single one."

Celestia: "I—wait. That wasn't the deal."

Kyoko: "Take it or carry them yourself, Princess."

Celestia: "I am the Queen! I demand respect!"

Kyoko: lifts her up and spins her around

Celestia: giggles "Put me down! This is unbecoming! Put me down this instant!"

Kyoko: sets her down "You're smiling."

Kyoko: "I love you more."

Celestia: "Impossible. My affection is infinite."

Kyoko: "Mine is infinite plus one."

Celestia: "That is not a mathematical concept! I love you to the power of infinity!"

Kyoko: "I love you to the power of infinity… squared."

In the kitchen.

Celestia: "Did you remember to buy the fabric softener? The cheap one makes my lace itch."

Kyoko: "I got the hypoallergenic one. It was two dollars more."

Celestia: "Good. Here, stir the soup. I need to check the oven."

Makoto: walking in "Are you two… cooking a family dinner?"

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Kyoko: sitting in the dark reading, hears a soft whisper

Sleepwalking Celestia: "Kyoko…"

Kyoko: "Yes?"

Sleepwalking Celestia: crawls onto the bed, wraps her arms tightly around Kyoko, and buries her face in her neck "…don't leave me."

Kyoko: freezes, heart melting "I won't."

The next morning

Celestia: "Why are you looking at me like that? And why am I in your bed?!"

Kyoko: "You sleepwalked. You were very clingy."

Celestia: "Lies! I am a solitary sleeper! I would never—"

Kyoko: "You also told me I was 'warm like a dragon egg.'"