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Celestia: "I have no interest in such mundane activities as 'video games'."

Kyoko: "She is obsessed with Animal Crossing. She stayed up until 4 AM catching a tarantula."

Celestia: "I needed the bells to pay off my loan! Tom Nook is a loan shark!"

Kyoko: "I won."

Celestia: "What is the forfeit?"

Kyoko: "Wear the cat ears."

Celestia: "Never."

Kyoko: "For the rest of the day."

Celestia: wearing cat ears in class "If anyone takes a photo, I will end their bloodline."

Celestia: "I hate everyone here."

Kyoko: "Not me."

Celestia: "You are tolerable. Only because you bring me cake."

Kyoko: "I'll bring more tomorrow."

Celestia: "If we ever get out of here, I’m going to buy a castle."

Kyoko: "And?"

Celestia: "And you’re going to live in the dungeon. It’s very atmospheric."

Kyoko: "Does the dungeon have Wi-Fi?"

Celestia: "...Yes."

Celestia: "Move over. You smell like 'Hifumi'."

Kyoko: "I walked past him in the hallway. Molecules travel."

Celestia: "I don't care about science! You smell like otaku! Scrub it off!"

Kyoko: "Come here. You can overwrite the scent with your own perfume."

Kyoko: "Don't look at them."

Celestia: "I’m looking at the menu!"

Kyoko: "Sit still. You have a knot."

Celestia: "It’s not a knot, it’s complexity! My hair has a rich and layered narrative!"

Kyoko: "Your hair is tangled because you tossed and turned all night. Stop moving."

Celestia: "Be gentle! These strands are worth more than your entire wardrobe."

Kyoko: "I'm just brushing it, Celeste. I'm not going to scalp you."

Celestia: "Hmm. You are surprisingly good at this. Maybe I will keep you."

Celestia: "If you look at her one more time, I will scream."

Kyoko: "I am looking at the exit sign above her head."

Celestia: "Liar! You were admiring her peasant hair! Look at my hair! It costs more than her life!"

Celestia: "I feel disgusting. I need to wash."

Kyoko: "You just showered an hour ago."

Celestia: "I want you to ruin my makeup."

Kyoko: "That took two hours."

Celestia: "I don't care. Make me look like a mess. Make me look like I've been thoroughly ravaged."

Celestia: "I hate being told what to do."

Kyoko: "Is that so?"

Celestia: "Yes. I am a Queen! I give the orders!"

Kyoko: "Then why are you soaking wet just because I raised my voice?"

Celestia: "That is a physiological anomaly! It has nothing to do with the fact that your voice is incredibly sexy when you're angry!"

Kyoko: "Beg for it and I might let you finish."

Kyoko: "I’ve been watching you for the last hour."

Celestia: "Creep."

Kyoko: "You tap your foot when you’re thinking about kissing me."

Celestia: "I DO NOT."

Kyoko: "You’re doing it right now."

Celestia: "Your hands are freezing! Why are you touching me with iceberg hands?"

Kyoko: "My gloves are in the wash. And I am naturally cold-blooded."

Celestia: "Well, stop it. You are lowering the room temperature."

Kyoko: "You didn't seem to mind when I was holding your hand five minutes ago."

Celestia: "That was for survival purposes! I was slipping on the ice!"

Kyoko: "We are indoors. There is no ice."

Celestia: "I am hungry. Feed me."

Kyoko: "I am not a vending machine."

Celestia: "You are something better. You are a Kyoko-machine. Dispense affection and snacks."

Kyoko: "I have a chocolate bar."

Celestia: "And?" Kyoko: "And a kiss. If you ask nicely."

Celestia: "...Please?"

Kyoko: "You're lying."

Celestia: "I never lie."

Kyoko: "You said you didn't want the last macaron, but you've been glancing at the plate for five minutes."

Celestia: "I was admiring its architecture!"

Kyoko: picks up the macaron "Open up."

Celestia: "I—"

Kyoko: "Say 'ahh'."

Celestia: "Sometimes I forget that Taeko Yasuhiro exists. I look in the mirror and I only see the costume."

Kyoko: "I see both."