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❁⋉⊰|  “ At least Ryuji acts honest. Sure, he’s loud and stuff, but I don’t think I could crush on someone so obviously fake like your prince charming. Well, at least you’re not as dull as I first thought you were. I asked to be polite but, to be honest, I don’t care what your name is. ”

There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself There is nothing you can DO that I have not happily done to myself No, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you! Never wanted to dance with nobody, but you- Never wanted to dance with nobody, but you- Wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Be nice! Be nice to me Don't let me bleed Be nice! Be nice to me Don't let me go! (don't let me go) I'm too cool for the second grade! I'm amazed! I'm afraid! I'm too cool for the second grade! There is nothing! You can do! That I have not already done to myself... HEY!

❁⋉⊰|  “ And who are you anyway ? Maybe the fuck I am. What about it ? ”

                Someone…brought him something? Ah – but it’s a drink. Much as he likes coffee, it is unwise to take drinks from strangers. He gives her that rehearsed smile regardless. “Ah, thank you very much! I’m afraid I cannot take it at the moment, but I do appreciate the sentiment, er– My apologies, I didn’t catch your name.” Smooth save?Smooth save.

Fucking idiot. Of course he wouldn’t take it. It was probably a blessing in disguise, Anything Aikou made would probably be so disgusting it would make the young detective ill. It wasn’t all bad, though! She had what she’d really been after; his attention! Trouble was, she’d spent so long trying to figure out how to get his attention that she hadn’t planned on what she’d do with it. 

“I don’t understand why you would want to join if you think it’s dumb!” “Why would you join a club if you hate what it’s about?” “Also manga is very important!” “Not like you would know anyway!”

“Ugh, fine join, what do I care!?” “But if you start making a fuss or being a jerk, you’re done!”

“Y-you’re actually letting me join? You m-must be pretty desperate!”

It wasn’t obvious, but Aikou was trying. Really, really trying to be good. To be approachable, and not her usual disgusting self. The problem was that she couldn’t just put on a plastic smile and act like everybody else. She was just too foul and toxic to hide it.

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”Caveman!? The hell!? Well excuseeeeeeeeeee me Ms.not pinnacle of fancy! Whaddya mean nobody loves me!? I’m sure there’s someone out there that does!”

…

Or so he hopes. Damn it. That one stung!