“Aren’t you…a damsel in distress?”
“I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.”
“Um, I don’t know. I thought they looked kinda dashing.”
“So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?”
“Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.””
“Is Wonderboy here for real?”
“Um, maybe we owe him money?”
“Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?”
“It’s been a real slice.”
“Coming, your most lugubriousness.”
“Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.”
“You know, I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
“He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.”
“She’s a fraud! She’s been playing you for a sap!”
“Sometimes it’s better to be alone.”
“Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment.”
“People do crazy things… when they’re in love.”
“Are you always this articulate?”
“Hey, I’ve sworn off manhandling.”
“It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.”
“For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”
“Indoor plumbing. It’s gonna be big.”
“Is there a downside to this?”
“How sentimental. You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.”
“I didn’t know that playing hooky could be so much fun!”
“Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.”
“He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?”
“You’re really choked up about this, aren’t ya?”
“Anybody listenin’? It’s like I’m - What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it’s me. Nobody listens.”
“So is this an audience or a mosaic?”
“It’s a small underworld, after all, huh?”
“I thought you were going to be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump.”
“How can I come down there, when I’m feeling so up?”
