“I certainly didn’t set out to be the crow guy, I’ll tell you that,” he said.
if "the crow guy"is not in fact a crow we shall be angry &upset
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“I certainly didn’t set out to be the crow guy, I’ll tell you that,” he said.
if "the crow guy"is not in fact a crow we shall be angry &upset

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if tumblr is so accepting, why is it that i, a birb
This woman in the doctors office waiting rooms ringtone was just crow noises
BREAKING NEWS CROWS DECLARE WAR
Infamous super villain Lex Luthor has assaulted Senator Potoo after mistaking them for Superman. Senator Potoo has thankfully survived the attack, but the deliberate unprovoked shooting of a a bird state senator has led president crow to declare war on the league of evil and states that there shall be no mercy to those who harm birds or any of their close allies. Presidents Crow’s way plan detail excessive poop bombing by the 51st pigeon corps with Crows on the ground to eat their food. Along with the declaration of war President Crow has called out super heros in his remarkable speech detailing their specific plans on how to defeat the enemy “CAW CAW CAAAW CAAAAA0W CAW CAWCAW CAW CAAAAW CCCAAAAAAAW.”
( Photograph by Vincent J. Musi, National Geographic Creative)
Oh our language is just "CAAAAW CAAAW CAAW" now? Excuse me, but we have a wide variety of harsh scrapy sounds in our phonemic repertoire and only like half of them are caws.

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Why must the french call us Wazoos? We don’t even have wazoos. How mammal-centric.
Training Birds
Guess what a crow can do without training. Yep. Score one for crows.
Before you say we are bullying this rabbit, please realize that this is very cognitively sophisticated play behavior
Friendly reminder that it’s okay if you’re 21 and you still can’t turn yourself into an entire murder of crows! any species of corvid is fine
Needed this
We here at crows-official apologize for our unscheduled hiatus. We ate the hot dog that we had been using to operate our phone's touch screen. However, we have now found a biking glove that seems to work.

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fact: 98.543% of tumblr users are birds pecking at keyboards and forming words and sentences by chance
we are the silent majority
All you official people are nerds. Really happy together but still nerds
Is that a bad thing???
Shoot we’ve been exposed
sharks are ok with being nerds as long as they are cool nerds
Being interested in something and creating a community of people who like something and making friends and a pseudo-family out of it is actually quit endearing to me!! And if I could have @dictionary-official confirm, a nerd is “a foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious.” While most if us are intellectual, social people who seem to be growing an audience!! :D
crows are the smartest, so in that way, we could be called nerds
we here at crows-official are aware that our posts may be called “shitposts”. however, we do not see this as an insult. as mammals forever bound to the earth, you humans can never know the joy and freedom that flight brings.
the world is not merely the ground with its filth and miseries; there is a realm beyond, a realm of freedom and beauty. though you cannot experience that realm, we crows belong to it.
when we shit on you, you should take it as a joyous reminder that there is more to this world than filth, misery, and pain. our shit is a reminder of the wonders of the universe. our shit is a blessing.
fun facts about kestrels
they suck
they are ugly
they are horrible
it is fun to chase and harass them
it is morally imperative that we chase and harass them
because they are our mortal enemies in the ongoing crow-falcon war
they are losers
they hate joy
they only watched like two episodes of firefly
kestrels vote trump
well, to be honest we don’t know if they vote trump, but it’s the kind of thing they would do
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look @nasa-official space probes are pretty neat technology-wise i’ll give you that but once i took a wire and bent it into a hook
@nasa-official does mars have shiny rocks? asking for non-personal, completely science reasons