When my hymen gets melon balled it's gonna be over for yall

Jon art with like cool academic styles with skirts and stuff is fun but that man is def wearing like an oversized hoodie and work-adjacent sweat pants by season 2

Dude comes in and orders. I ask him what salad he wants, I list off the dressing. I say Caesar. He cringes. He says "I don't want to experience the Greeks". I just work here. I nod. He leans in in a thick Australian accent "they were punished by god." I say "I think a lot of people were," He shakes his head and says, completely serious "no, only they were. they were covered in a mountain of ash". One of our menu items is named after mount Vesuvius. I don't say anything and take the rest of the tables order. He's wearing a signed MAGA hat. I hide in the back till he leaves. He tips me 20 percent and I never see him again.

Getting asked to babysit mushrooms in the dryest state ever is terrifying. What if I kill the baby