welcome to Fort squishmallow

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

Doesn't imagining the face of god burn your eyes out?

I'm imagining biting God's ankles like the bastard cat I am waiting by the stairs at 2am.

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

Liberty, equality, fraternity, unity and indivisibility of the Republic, and el chupacabra

And mothmans thicc ass booty.

Hoes always do it scared. But get it done.

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

Gaaaayyyyy cats! Cats who are gaaayyyyyy! 🎵 🎶

Searching ancient woodcut tentacle corn be like...

Goose was goated.