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the reality of being a writer
Especially the last one!
@genjyoandgojyoandhakkai I've never laughed this hard at something so true!
I did a thing, and now I love the thing!
So when at work, I listen to music and stuff, and scribble down story ideas in a tiny moleskine I keep in my pocket. The paper cover doesn't deal well with my job tho, so it gets ratty and beat up really fast. Cue me 3d printing it a hard cover!
And now cut to me being bored and doodling on it, and now I have a hard case that is very strongly Italian Assassin themed lol
I did a thing, and now I love the thing!
So when at work, I listen to music and stuff, and scribble down story ideas in a tiny moleskine I keep in my pocket. The paper cover doesn't deal well with my job tho, so it gets ratty and beat up really fast. Cue me 3d printing it a hard cover!
And now cut to me being bored and doodling on it, and now I have a hard case that is very strongly Italian Assassin themed lol
Writing is boring, statement
Fun fact. I hate the word "slivers". Because I read it as silvers. Learned that from MTG.
Guess who described painful words as "slivers of glass drawn out of an old wound?"
The same gal that has two thumbs and wants to be writing smut, not whump, but doesn't have the patience to write either lol.

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rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean
Ma Meilleure Ennemie- Stromae & Pomme
... Would you believe I've never watched Arcane? I came across this song organically and went "OH. I CAN HAVE A DESCENDANT OF ARNO DORIAN SING THIS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES."
Malik Al-Sayf Annoys Me
Ok, that was a little click-baity, I apologize. But it's for good reason. What the fuck exercise is Malik doing to keep his left shoulder tone? Like, it should be sloping like crazy from disuse.
I know, I know, videogame logic. Hush, I'm applying IRL logic because I'm like that and it's my thing.
This is relevant to my fic, too. I have Desmond doing the 'Malik challenge' because Altair is still bleed-haunting him, and Des had a moment when asked what he was going to call his little therapy/workout regiment after having his right arm fucking amputated by a mostly finished Isu planet protection device.
And Des has like, resistance bands and weight machines at his disposal. Malik has a rope and a water jug lol.
Honestly, this is a rhetorical question, I already answered it for myself. I just like starting thought provoking conversations, because it's fun to see how other people think and work through problems. Feel free to drop your theories, or tell me I'm going too deep on videogame logic because yeah, I am.
A little more Sassy Sage lurv
I know I just posted. Shush. I found this in my story scrap pile. Enjoy the Miles Trio interacting, and Eli being a sassy little prick. (I adore this sassy little Sage.)
“Wait, you want to help him?” Eli practically gagged.
“Yes? He could be a valuable asset to the Order.” William explained with as much patience as he could muster for talking to someone who appeared to not understand the situation.
“He's trying to revive an Isu. They tend to be pricks to humans.” The boy countered.
William settled Eli with a disapproving glower. “And you know about the Isu how?”
Eli just glared up at him, motioning sharply to his own face. “Should I explain the whole ‘Sage’ thing again, or can I skip it this time?”
Desmond snickered, faux coughing to cover it up as the disapproving glower snapped onto him next. “He's right, dad. If anyone would know how little the Isu think of us, it would be the kid who had to fight off the consciousness of one.”
“And can see his memories.” Eli added. “Plenty of those running around in here. None of them overly pleasant.” He eyed the toolbox sitting next to William, Des gently reaching over and closing it when Eli’s gaze lingered on a screwdriver for too long.
Bloodline
You know who doesn't get written enough? Elijah Miles. That boy deserves some writing. (I know it's rough, I'm going though a bout of low confidence in this story. I'm hoping this helps me a little.)
“Hey, hold up, what is a kid doing in here?” One of the bartenders called, Nico looking up sharply. A boy, probably around 13 with unruly curls of dark hair, was looking around carefully, his shoulders pulled in defensively. At the words of the bartender, he twisted around and snapped at them.
“I was called here, dickhead. I don’t know why I’m here either!”
“Whoa, whoa, hey, no need for language. It’s all good.” Nico said quickly, vaulting the bar and approaching the kid. He was already fairly tall, almost Nico’s height, and despite his unnourished appearance, looked fairly fit under his loose, dirty clothes. But what really struck Nico was the kids mismatched blue and brown eyes. A chill ran up his spine as he recognized exactly why those eyes stuck out to him. This kid was a Sage.
Hot take, no one is calling Giovanni Auditore by his correct full title.
Hear me out.
Giovanni Auditore da Firenze, father of our beloved Ezio Auditore da Firenze, wasn't born in Firenze/Florence. He was born in Monteriggioni. This is confirmed in AC2 in the Auditore Crypt, and the fact that Monteriggioni has the Auditore family home.
I did some rabbit hole diving, because something tickled me wrong with this. Why was he "da Firenze"? And after surfacing, I had my answer.
He's not. Historically, you retain your hometown when you move to a new city/town/village/etc so others can identify where you are from. So he would ACTUALLY be Giovanni Auditore da Monteriggioni.
And before you try to snag me on a technicality (Because I know who my audience is, we were raised on the history lesson wrapped up in a fantastic game, so I know you're probably thinking wouldn't you go by region? So "da Toscana/Tuscany"?) Leonardo daVinci, born in a small city outside of Firenze, would have been da Firenze like Ezio. And he wasn't. So yes, Giovanni would have been da Monteriggioni. 😁
I'm silly proud of this and it is absolutely being scribbled into my story as you read this.

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Due to positive reactions to my previous snippet post, here is more! And by more, I mean a longer story bit. So here is more of the modern story. Give it a few days, I might post some Renaissance stuff too lol.
Ps thank you @ac1dzzz for the excitement ❤️
Story below the cut!!
Due to positive reactions to my previous snippet post, here is more! And by more, I mean a longer story bit. So here is more of the modern story. Give it a few days, I might post some Renaissance stuff too lol.
Ps thank you @ac1dzzz for the excitement ❤️
Story below the cut!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEONARDO DA VINCI! I'm so happy to share a birth month with you!!! And to know you and I share the same wild brand of crazy, dominant hand, and hobbies is so refreshing. I wish I could have met you irl, you're one of my idols. ❤️
Too bad Ezio wasn't real or I would have been SUPER jealous lol.
Tell Me Tuesday
I wasn't tagged by anybody, but that's more my own fault lol. I fell off the face of the planet for a bit. So thank you @genjyoandgojyoandhakkai for reminding me this format exists!
Tell me about your writing! Pick a scene/chapter from one of your fics (or I'll suggest one!) and add any commentary you feel like. Why that line? How come this plot twist? What does the eyebrow waggle MEAN?!?! I want the dirt and I can only smash my face up against the glass of your stories so hard before I start to leave smudges.
So I've done a bit of a subject switch and gone back to an old favorite of mine, Assassin's Creed. Specifically, AC2, because I have a borderline unhealthy obsession with Ezio Auditore. In the process of going through the old games again, I also started spinning a tale in my head of a little Templar born girl from Naples who gets tangled up with Ezio in Rome.
Meet, Sofia D'Avalos da Napoli.
Templar-born to House D’Avalos in the Kingdom of Napoli, Sofia lived what she thought was a pleasant childhood, even if it was a bit cold and detached, and presumably died of old age somewhere in the mid 1500’s, probably around 1550. She and her husband- who I will get to in due time- left journals, notes scrawled in the margins of books, and letters. Tiny marks of their lives that couldn’t be fully expunged from the world, even if the books forgot who they were. And Sofia isn’t one to be forgotten fully, nor one to completely fade into obscurity by choice.
The whole story is actually a bit of a different format, with almost all of the past story/history rewrite done in a biographical format. And the author is being kept intentionally vague on purpose, they litter clues to their own identity throughout the biographical part. I say almost all, because there are also parts like this, where an excerpt from Sofia's journal, as quoted in the Biography, tells one story:
I know what I did last night was foolish. Maybe a younger me would have risked the trip, the chance of being caught, the lunacy of what I did. Not the older, wiser, more tempered Sofia. And yet, I found myself at his window, enraptured by him once more. I shouldn't have been. There was a reason we split ways four years ago. And yet… I found myself wondering if he has missed me as much as I missed him. If he had wondered on occasion if my thoughts strayed to him.
While the ACTUAL story goes a little differently:
She was a fool. She knew she was. This was an immature, childish, fool-hardy endeavor. And yet, here she crouched, having earlier memorized where his window was, heart pounding out of her chest at the prospect of what she was about to do. She felt like some lovesick maiden. Well, actually, lovesick maidens usually stood on balconies wailing to the sky for their love, didn't they? No, she was more like the lovesick boy. That amusing thought was enough to break her from her momentary indecisiveness and give her just enough courage to move again. She slipped through his window soundlessly, settling herself comfortably on his sill and watching him reverently remove and examine each piece of armor in turn. It didn't seem like he was searching for damage, more thinking, and using the pieces as a tactile tool to work though his thoughts, placing them in a line near his pack.
These two sections are called "Istanbul" and "Konstantiniyye" respectively, acting as mirrors of each other. There are a few chapters of the biography that do that, like "Marcello" and "Kuck Cocuk" (Turkish for "Little One") where an event is mentioned in the Biography, explained clinically, then has a paired short story to tell the long form of the passage.
The second half of the story is modern day, written in the normal story format, and revolves around the theme of "I don't agree with killing off Desmond, so I'm just not going to". And I feel like I have a very creative way of saving our poor, abused, reluctant Assassin.
Due to positive reactions to my previous snippet post, here is more! And by more, I mean a longer story bit. So here is more of the modern story. Give it a few days, I might post some Renaissance stuff too lol.
Ps thank you @ac1dzzz for the excitement ❤️
Story below the cut!!

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Best video game water level?
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Ac4 Black Flag. The sailing in that was a blast, the naval warfare made me feel powerful... It was great.
Item: The Memory Squeegee Rarity: ⏶ Common
What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?
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Assassins Creed 2. I would kill to relive that rollercoaster.