That Yoinky Sploinky

cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

man this politics shit is easy

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper

They'd never let us have happy feet gay shrimp in 2023