greetings earthlings

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

there used to be things to watch on youtube