existential enlightenment

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Paladins have an Order, both in the sense of an order of knighthood and in the sense that we will order people around.

Fuck off, cop

If you're a half-caster, a quarter-caster, or a martial multiclasser, DNI

'half-caster dni' buddy you listed warlocks and bards which are basically half-casters and i'm tired of pretending they're not

Imagine trying to claim people with access to 9th level spells are basically half-casters, I'd cast vicious mockery but you're basically doing it for me

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch