play touys with me

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

dying and instead of going up or down i go forward

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ. That its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

it probably contradicts itself but im agender and genderfluid at the same time i think

I dont remember posting this help

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes