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So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.

1. how the fuck did you come to that conclusion 2. if you have enough malice to want someone to kill themselves why the fuck would you say “pee your pants” like????? 3. why would anyone be genuinely upset about being told to pee their pants

I felt like I was living out a fucking tumblr post and I’m only keeping this job to get a discount on jeans

25 years of ads peeled away

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

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However, now that Mean Girls is becoming a musical thirteen years later, this subplot can be rewritten by having Janis actually being a lesbian or bi. It only makes sense, since her only other friend is a Damien, who is presumably an outcast as well since he’s gay. Janis being gay/bi would not only strengthen their dynamic as two teens isolated by their peer’s homophobia, but it would also do very little to alter the A-Plot, since Janis only received a love interest at the end of the film due to hetero-normative expectations. The musical has a chance to redeem one of the weakest aspects of the original movie in a way that would only strengthen the message of the story and one of its most iconic characters, as well as adding some much needed WLW representation onto Broadway.

Me: (Backflips out of the window and into the night like a weird gay goblin creature)