Professional third wheel and part-time lesbian

My brother said Americans should pledge allegiance to the transgender flag instead of the American flag

CAN WE GET A #GONCHSWEEP IN THE TAGS!?!? (Context goncharov won against shadow milk cookie) @sexy-people-contests-2026

As long as nothing changes in the next 18 hours it’s looking like he’s moving forward

#gonfreecss

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

"willow you're famous you have 600 followers" "your top post has 40k notes, you're famous" nuhuh 🔫 that was ONE post 🔫pinterest and youtube don't know who i am 🔫 there's not even an evil-tired-shipper version of me or anything like that 🔫 which mean 🔫 i'm not famous 🔫

I wouldn't be so sure about that

HORRIFIED SOUNDS

this is what i'm saying, i'm not famous :D

I know

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

"willow you're famous you have 600 followers" "your top post has 40k notes, you're famous" nuhuh 🔫 that was ONE post 🔫pinterest and youtube don't know who i am 🔫 there's not even an evil-tired-shipper version of me or anything like that 🔫 which mean 🔫 i'm not famous 🔫

I wouldn't be so sure about that

HORRIFIED SOUNDS

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them