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Some of you bitches were the kid that offered to be the dog when playing house as a child I won’t forget

mutuals do this to me

It's so weird how everyone treats Will like what if the real world worked like that and every time you walked into a room someone started psychoanalyzing you

Does an autistic little walk into the room that makes you wanna dissect me

If every time I tried to do my job somebody just went up to me like "sir what the FUCK is wrong with you" I might go a little insane too

can we kiss please please please I promise you I won't poison you again please

men be like women don't have a sense of humour they don't laugh when I make them uncomfortable

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like. Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say 'evil' I really just mean "villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist"