Chris the Mew

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"Psst… Hey! Fairy! Don't act suspicious, but I think this guy's been following us all day…"

"Oh boy... Forget Ganon. Just leaving the starting area will be a miracle at this rate."

"Thought you could get around our entry rules? Sorry, Pichu, butt these rules can't be broken, literally!"

Trying to sneak two adults into the water park with a single kid ticket probably wasn't the best idea, but hindsight is 20/20. ^^;

"Sorry about this, cons always leave me a bit out of shape…!"

I'm back from FWA, and I had a great time! It was super nice to meet everyone, but I hope you didn't catch what I did around day two… Being sick is no fun, but I'll hopefully be back to normal in a day or three.

Also, just to be clear: this means that my con streaming break will persist for a few more days until I'm fully recovered from the con crud. I'll work offline until then. Thanks for understanding~

Plushie? I'm a perfectly normal Zorua, silly! Maybe your eyes are deceiving you.

You of all (soon-to-be-ex-)people should know how fallible plastic peepers can be~

I thought it'd be fun to model for a classic anthro scale chart, but I probably should've known it wouldn't be as simple as I thought it'd be, kip...!

Fun fact! Losing a challenge at the Sunyshore Gym gets you a complimentary gym membership. The "free uniforms" are nice, but they don't seem to come off...

Happy Buizel Day! I think you might be stuck up there, but at least it looks nice and comfortable~

POOF! "So you wanna be a Mew, do you?"

"W-what?! I didn't even say that out loud!"

"Lesson One: Mew are psychic. Lesson Two: Confetti makes any situation more fun~"

Take care not to overindulge when enjoying Poké Puffs. You might find yourself suddenly growing a tail or jumping right to the fourth level of fatness.

But then again, being fluffy isn't such a bad thing, is it?

"Okay! Let's see how these forms fit you~" CRUNCH!

"JAAANG!"

"Whoops, sorry! It's been a while since I've played with TF rings like this. You can just leave that little slip-up out of the review, can't you?"

I've never played Beastieball before, but with skills like that I'm not sure you have either. Don't worry, though! I'm sure you'll have plenty of chances to practice after that Beastie of a head-tap makeover~

Channel surfing is trickier than it looks. I've seen 99 channels, but... Then again, maybe I'll leave that line to my co-star once the captions let us speak freely again.

The magic smoke is back to cause more silliness! Looks like Mercy and Zi are going to have to learn to get along; they certainly aren't going anywhere any time soon.