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Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

Impress your friends and family with this neat little spherificator. Turn almost any liquid into tiny caviar sized blots of grub. Spherification is the culinary process of shaping a liquid into spheres that visually and texturally resemble caviar or roe. With the Spherificator, you will be able to shape almost any item in your kitchen into a pearl. Whether using raw ingredients or commercially…

Hard drugs are now obsolete. How about double #caffeine #coffee You'll never #sleep again.

Move over cocaine, Goodbye Cannabis, MDMA? HA! The world strongest coffee is here to keep you awake for the next 96 Hours.

With double the amount of caffeine of normal coffee, Death Wish coffee will blow your socks clean off.

If a death wish doesnt strike you as something fun to do, just try some regular Fucking Strong Coffee?

67 cool things to make with your little kiddy winkles. #dad #bookofdad #awesome

Spend some good quality time with your kids? Want to? Here’s a book that’s jam packed with stuff for you, and your little monster to participate in building and making and hacking to that perfect Facebook type of profile everyone thinks they have. Don’t delay, you too can look cool as fuck while having fun with your bundle of joys.

A floating #deathstar #speaker Need I say anymore? Probably. #thisthingisfuckingawesome

This awesome little piece of Bluetooth wizardry floats an impressive 1cm above its base providing 360 degree sound coverage. Even if you don’t play any music this thing is still ace as fuck. A floating Death Star Speaker? This should be on it’s way to you right now… Other awesome Death Star stuff includes a seriously huge Lego death Star! Go check it out…

These little balls aren’t just for kids. They may have been designed to be used by the little blighters but they sure do look cool.

The globes can be removed from the stand and can be carried around for little midnight trips to the wee wee chamber.

Also come in a variety of colors too…

While you’re here…

Don’t forget to check out the super sweet Tetris Retro lights…

Know your houses like the back of your hand? An Uber geek of the Game Of Thrones Universe? All the books and the DVD box set. Bet you can’t do this challenging 400+ (inc an extra 65 Buildings to complete) 3D Puzzle. Check mate. Like challenging geeky puzzle type things? Try out the Lego Death Star! 3 months of agony right there…  

Can anyone remember these things? #blasfromthepast Get someone a #USB #mixtape from the #80's

Ahh the 80’s. I was only 7 by the time it was over for me but what a time i must have had. Cassette’s though, they were a big deal. Winding them up with pencils. Using the tape to tie things up when the music on them was shit. But now, these Retro as fuck relics are almost back from the past in the super sweet form of USB! Plenty of different message to choose from, all those geeky sayings n…

Get your idiot friend #nothing.Something that people get when they're on the #naughtylist

What do you get someone that has everything? Or someone that deserves nothing but gets something that turns out to be nothing? It’s the perfect gift for dick heads! Or if you do need to get something but quite cheap then try the Nicholas Cage Activity Book

Get the "Just had a fight with a #ninja and won" look with these coat hooks #sweetasfuck

You’re a ninja so why not hang your coat like one? It’s always best to hide in plain sight these days. Besides, if you’re not really a ninja you’ll just look badass with one of these sticking out of the door…

Nothing says, “That’s my bag” like a personalized cover for your luggage. It comes in three handy sizes for all types of traveler whether it be for business, long haul or just off to Benidorm for your yearly holiday to get drunk and burnt. Get your own face, or your Mum’s whichever, so you can amuse other travelers along the way. At least you’ll be able to spot it from a mile off…

Feed the man boy inside you and relive the glory days of the 8-bit days.

This super sweet wallet has slots for a number of cards and even has a small coin pouch for all your changey needs.

For hardcore gamers only though. The youth of today wouldn’t know what a NES was if it hit them during a game of Call Of Duty…

Make your very own DIY lamps with these connectable Tetris blocks.

If you get loads and loads and loads and loads of them then I’m sure you can make a great feature wall out of them that will look absolutely trippy maaaan.

Feel like you can take the heat? This pack comes with 12 different heats of hot. Ranging from Ass Kickin’ Hot to GODDAMNMYMINDISBLOWN Hot.

Try all 12 and see if you survive, we all know someone out there that brags about being able tto handle even the hottest of chilli peppers…

    This here bad boy is dead simple to use, set the time and date and you’re ready to rock and roll. You can choose 7 different LED colors to really personalize your early morning wake up.

Place this anywhere you like; next to the bed, in your office if you get the odd crafty nap time, or even in the car? I’m not sure what practical use this has for being in a moving vehicle but it states it on…

Check out this Retro handheld Gameboy-esque device, comes pre-loaded with 100 8-bit games it’s stacked to the hilt ready for any toilet break or commute. Compete with friends or family, this little genie has it all.

See if you can break the record for Frogger. Games just aren’t made like they used to anymore.

For everyone who’s ever played a great team game where you all get smashed at the final whistle. Whether it be rugby, football, ice hockey. All the camaraderie can be funneled into one single item. The man of he match should drink out of the viking drinking horn.

For on this day, he is all that is man…

Don’t have a proper TV at home? Like to watch stuff on the train? Bored at work and want to watch the footy? Check out this bad boy that magnifies your smart phone screen to something a little more manageable.

Cause looking at midgets 2 inches from your face makes you look like a dork…