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the curve is real

i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys

aries: u r a giant fucking ram on fucking fire with flaming fucking ram titties on ur head tht look like horns and u r a bright fucking RED taurus: u r GIANT bull made of DIRT and you are so STUBBORN and that THEY had to PULL u out of the GROUND but u BURIED urself BACK in gemini: u r a twin and u have 2 faces and u constantly lie but somehow everyone still loves u n u lie abt ur twin cancer: u r a crab and u r CRYING u r breastfeeding everyone around u becus u r such a mom but everyone says ur booby juice tastes like clams leo: u r a lion and u r fabulous n ur also on fucking fire virgo:a virgin NERD that probably sucks off their textbooks libra: u r a fucking scale that FLIRTS with EVERYONE but no one wants to fuck ur metal judgamental ass scorpio: u r a literal horny scorpion who climbs into the genitalia and literally will not leave until u exchange pornos and swords sagittarius: ur bottom half is a HORSE and u put HOT SAUCE on ur legs to make them hotter capricorn: u r a sea goat with AMBITION u r a successful motherfucker and u don’t take shit aquarius: alien holding water and being a fucking weirdo pisces: fish crying

I’m just sharing this cute little pumpkin because it made me smile 🙏🏻