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1. Xigbar has space/gravity manipulation powers. Just think of all the creative sex positions you could get into with that!

2. Man likes pet names! He’ll call you whatever you like best AND introduce you to names you didn’t know you needed to be called by.

2.5. Voice just gravelly enough to be super hot when he calls you by those new sexy pet names.

3. He is HUNDREDS of years old, he knows all the tricks. Also look at him he obviously knows where the clit is (and every other good spot for whatever anatomy you’ve got).

3.5. He’s so old he knows kinks you’ve never heard of. There’s gotta be at least a few dozen you’ll like!

4. He fights from a distance and I don’t think he has a single melee attack. Meaning. He is just as gangly under that coat as he looks. Meaning. You can throw him around however you like ;)

5. Long hair for you to pull on <3

6. As op said, sharp teeth <3

7. Guy can Sing

8. Facial scars my beloved

9. Literally look at any image of him. Man simply oozes sex appeal

10. This man. And the activity of being absolutely feral about him. Is the reason I made online friends and started running polls

Bonus Showie propaganda: I respect and fear her (gay)