MOVED

hi I’m trying to mail you guys a bomb what address should I send it to

It may be armed

<<…Vegas?>>

[FEDERATION PEACEKEEPERS’ BASE LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE GO HERE.]

<<Thank you, Vegas.>>

wait thats-- please dont mail us a bomb?!?!?! (⁠(⁠(⁠;⁠ꏿ⁠_⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)⁠)⁠)

What do you mean? That’s not your coordinates, silly.

I KNOW WHAT OUR COORDINATES ARE!!! YOU CANT TRICK ME MERCENARY DOG!!!!! (⁠┛⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)⁠┛

I wouldn’t worry about it. Soon enough, there won’t be anything at that location :) That should clear up this little disagreement.

#pw rp #pw #asterisk post

ASTERISK SIGHS AND RELOADS A SHOTGUN

hi I’m trying to mail you guys a bomb what address should I send it to

It may be armed

<<…Vegas?>>

[FEDERATION PEACEKEEPERS’ BASE LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE GO HERE.]

<<Thank you, Vegas.>>

wait thats-- please dont mail us a bomb?!?!?! (⁠(⁠(⁠;⁠ꏿ⁠_⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)⁠)⁠)

#pw #pw rp #asterisk post

<< ..should we try to resend it back to the hitman team headquarters? >>

federation-awacs

.. can you tell me everything that happened after after april? - @crimson-nougat

<< Look... I rather not. Sometime else, okay? >>

please?

<< Is he talking about Presidia? >>

@federation-awacs

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crimson..........

<< ..Nougat, you good? >>

(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

<< ..You can speak to me if you need to. >>

#pw rp #asterisk post

crimson..........

<< ..Nougat, you good? >>

#pw rp #asterisk post

our world may be relentless in its cruelty but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i

<< I’m not sure if Nougat is ok. >>

i wanted to make something for crimson squadron but ended up with an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up. im so sorry. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

<>

awwww thank you.. its orange and chocolate cake mix!!

<< Oh that sounds nice!! Wish we could give it to C1.. maybe we should take it to awacs or the others. >>

hmm, i dunno if espresso and others would want this (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

<< ..Give me a moment. >>

HE OPENS HIS PHONE AND TEXTS ESPRESSO

"Yo Nougat made some cake, u and others at awacs want some?"

@federation-awacs

i wanted to make something for crimson squadron but ended up with an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up. im so sorry. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

<>

awwww thank you.. its orange and chocolate cake mix!!

<< Oh that sounds nice!! Wish we could give it to C1.. maybe we should take it to awacs or the others. >>

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i wanted to make something for crimson squadron but ended up with an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up. im so sorry. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

<>

therealcrimson1

the horribly ooc part becomes more true everyday half these answers are just me

What if you’re actually just c1 secretly

#ooc

federation-awacs

<< Ok so I got the good news and the bad news: the good news is that we have a catfish in the crimson squadron building now, it lives in the bathtub for now. The bad news is that the basement is flooding. >>

- @crimsonblank

<< ... >> <>

<< :( >>

#asterisk post #pw rp

crimson-6

<< You seem to like boss.. a lot. >>

- @crimsonblank

Yeah…

<< ..Want me to help you prepare a valentine gift? >>

Sure!

BONDING TIME!!

<< I’ll try to see if I can find a tank for it for now! If I can’t, we can probably just put it into a bathtub until we figure something out. For now it uhh.. seems to be doing fine in the basement. >>

<< You're...keeping it? Well, in that case, please clean the tub well before you place it in- I'm sure there's soap residue all over over it.. >>

AFTER CLEANING OUT THE TUB AND PREPARING IT, FILLING IT WITH WATER, HE PROCEEDS TO DRAG THE CATFISH ALL THE WAY FROM THE BASEMENT INTO TUB.

SIGH <>

#asterisk post #pw rp

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crimson-6

<< You seem to like boss.. a lot. >>

- @crimsonblank

Yeah…