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@notarnoldfrenken
<<This is Assassin 1 to all Sicario elements. Andā¦ everyone else, I guess. I donāt really understand how this platform works, but since youāre all here now for some reason, so am I. Iā¦ *sigh* I donāt know what Iām doing here, but Iām hoping itāll cut down on Hitman Teamās internet bill.>>
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quit your job
join my band of mercenaries
How's the dental?
you can have all the teeth you can carry
Sure, boss, Iād still be ya henchman if you was a woim
its funny to me. its very obvious who my fav is. it's in the name of my blog. assassin-1. kaiser. hes my favorite.a nd yet i've drawn c1 the most because i want to inflict pain on him. meanwhile kaiser i just.. rotate him in my mind. he exists in my mind palace. i think about huim when im falling asleep. i churn him in m ybrain when im bored. yet crimson-1? i explode him., i explode him lots.
<<Where the fuck am I?>>
i keep reading your url as "assassin 1 slap dog" help
that is the correct way to read it.
<<I would never slap a dog.>>
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you should post the jar
oh god i haven'.t posted. the ja.r
<<MONARCH. DONāT LEAVE ME HERE. MONARCH!!!>>
its me the president give me your credit card information. kaiser doesnt want to share
prez what the fuck you get paid more than me. I'M A FUCKING MECHANIC. !!!!!!!! why the hell do you need my credit card information . you're not even my employer.
<<Please get back to work, everyone.>>
nuh uh anyway TRUTH NUKE
<<Vegas, please stop sabotaging me.>>
looks like someone got isekaied to the world of fire, huh mod
WHERE IS OURED?!!
<<Itās right this way. Vegas?>>
[FEDERATION PEACEKEEPERSā BASE COORDINATES GO HERE.]
<<Nuke this.>>
its me the president give me your credit card information. kaiser doesnt want to share
prez what the fuck you get paid more than me. I'M A FUCKING MECHANIC. !!!!!!!! why the hell do you need my credit card information . you're not even my employer.
<<Please get back to work, everyone.>>
hey, i'm one of the mods from the pw askblogs and kaiser is hurt that you haven't interacted with his blog yet
(screenshot from kaiser mod on discord)
ANYWAYS
@notarnoldfrenken (that's their blog)
GIVEN IM A SELFSHIPPER I DONT WANT TO INTERACT W/ A KAISER BLOG W/O KNOWING THEIR BOUNDRIES !!!!!!!!! it also doesn't help that im an adult and i dont really feel super comfortable interacting with an rp account of someone if i dont exactly know their age range DX
kaiser my belvoed i am so soryryyyy </333
Rare spiffer ooc: dw about it, I am also an adult and anything goes in the asks! (Except maybe nsfw, but that goes without saying) Try mailing us a bomb. Have fun! if I donāt reply for a month itās just because Iāve forgotten.
Though you should know, the tags are written in character by Vegas, an oc of mine whoās in an established relationship with the Kais. Just letting you know because Iāve seen a few selfshippers prefer not to interact with others who ship w/ the same character, and I dunno where you stand. She also makes the occasional post or reply.
In any case, learning of the existence of a second obsessed with Kaiser person is crazy
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Looking at the developer concept art of Kaiser. Why does he have a goatee
Mr Frenken who hurt you...
@lockheed-martin-unofficial
why does he have a goatee
<<Midlife crisis. Not particularly proud of that one.>>
everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor š
im niceā¦..
Heās literally nice
<<Yes this is what happened pretty much.>>
Charles: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Charles, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
Yeah, this is how I became a pirate too.
Hey spif hope things are OK if you want to talk at all dm me
Ayyy thanks for checking up on me!! Iām doing okay, just stressed.
Finals start Monday! The studying isnāt going perfectly but Iām mostly on track, so thatās something to be proud of since my attention span of a missile usually would not allow this level of focus.
My last exam is on the 19th of May (I get several gaps between exams for extra studying), I probably wonāt be gone that entire time though. Iāll try to check in every now and then.
Missing everyone on the pw rp discord!
Tell Vegas to bring something to knock Galaxy out when you come back the fucker won't sleep
Donāt worry, Iāve got it.
[Shaking a bottle of vodka and a plate of chocolate chip cookies at the vague direction of the AWACS]
Professional nap taker
<<I have seen Prez do this. >>
@prezidential-seal
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<<Any guy can be a ābabygirlā, but it takes a man to be a single mother.>>
Not going to lie, messing with the Crimson boys (and gals) is funny, makes my day better.
Also how are you, Prez?
<< Messing with Crimson is the best!! Might be even better than therapy or whatever. >>
<< And I'm doing fine, these past few weeks I've been just lazying around doing fuck all.... don't tell anyone though. Especially not Kaiser. >>
Good to know! Don't worry, if no one sees this, things will be kept between you and me. Also, you and your friends can visit Monarch anytime when he is on the Eminent Domain.
<<ā¦>>
<<Prez. Do you have anything you need to admit?>>
<< Ahem... >>
<< ... >>
<< No, why do you ask? >>
[Tired dad sigh.]
<<Just get back to the hangar.>>
