live laugh loving life

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.