SMOKE UP, JOHNNY!

𝒊𝒏𝒅. 𝒔𝒆𝒍.   𝑎𝑙𝑖 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑠  &  𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑜            𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝒌𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒅/𝒄𝒐𝒃𝒓𝒂 𝒌𝒂𝒊 𝑏𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑟 & 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑤.

Taken from all three seasons of the Netflix series, Cobra Kai! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Most of these are from the latest season so be weary of spoilers!

“We’re all gonna die, kid! We’re all gonna die!”

“But I respect the safety in numbers aspect of joining a gang.”

“This is a man that faked his own death. Twice, apparently. That is the sort of guy we’re dealing with.”

“I kind of dig the abandoned playground vibes. It looks like an awesome place to… fight off a zombie apocalypse.”

“Never say no to free marshmallows.”

“My mom’s therapist always said, ‘you should always go with your heart.’”

“There’s nothing more romantic than free hot dogs and chicken nugs.”

“So your boyfriend turned out to be a jerk. And your boyfriend turned out to be the son of your mortal enemy.”

“I thought karate died in the eighties.”

“Actually, it was more of a no cops situation. You do realize that neither of you are cops, right?”

“I got into a fight with the paper towel dispenser.”

“Everybody’s got a sob story. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.”

“I’m a sex-positive feminist! Our bodies are our expression.”

“Defense takes on different forms.”

“Put good out into the world and good will come back to you.”

“Look, she put a smiley face! It’s even got little red cheeks!”

“They give you bionic legs or some shit?”

“I am 101% in love.”

“I’ve ruined every meaningfully relationship I’ve ever had. Starting with you, actually.”

“I do remember punching you in the face, though. That was fun!”

“We’ve been here five minutes and i already see ten people I hate.”

“Did that make sense or was it the wine talking?”

“One good things to come out of our time apart, I got to fall in love with you… Twice in one lifetime.”

“I know you refuse to answer my calls and I refuse to text or email.”

“Oh, yeah? Wanna step into the parking lot and see whose leg can go higher?”

                            ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ?

i’m having a hard time describing how i feel.

did we really go through all this for nothing?

people do bad things when they are trying to survive.

i don’t know who i am anymore. i am no one if i’m not self-destructing.

no matter what i do, i can’t get better.

and now i have nothing.

when are you going to stop punishing yourself for things you cannot control?

i replay that moment every night in my head.

they’re dead because of you.

maybe i lied when i said i was okay.

i am tired of being brave.

loneliness really fucks you up.

this isn’t normal. this isn’t the way normal people live.

my mother is ashamed of me.

it’s been a long time since i’ve felt right.

he’s not coming back.

we’ll never be those kids again.

everything i love turns to shit.

i’m terrified that if i try my hardest, i still won’t be good enough.

what a terrible mess i’ve made of my life.

acting like you don’t care is not letting it go.

i wish i could have saved you. please forgive me.

ghosts? sure. i know all about ghosts. 

there will be no miracles here.

i wish i could let all this anger go.

why can’t things that are good just stay?

too many people leave without saying goodbye.

i don’t know who i want to be anymore.

what doesn’t kill you makes you wish you were dead.

the trouble is that you think you have time.

sometimes i still can feel his hands.

i’ve wasted so much time becoming nothing.

where is all the time that heals?

oh, the things we invent when we are scared and want to be rescued.