as you wish

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“I’ll make you moan, over”

“bend over” “bend what? over”

emo stands for eat me out

I’m hurting im hUrting IM HURTING im hurtinG iM hurting im hurting Im HUrting IM hu;rtign :)

do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud 

i dont trust boys that dont post about their gfs. why dont u value her

reblog if you’re short and bitter

I need this. My paranoia needs this.

We own one of these things, and god, THIS IS NO EXAGGERATION. With one of these, the door is damn near impossible to move from the outside.

give me a broken, self-loathing man who firmly believes no one could ever love him and a strong-willed woman who doesn’t take any of his shit and gradually becomes his light and hope and sun and stars and i assure you i will ship it til my dying breath