It's All Good

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

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Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

I can’t

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

💀💀💀

This is still funny every time I see it.

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

I… Gotta go…

im 16 again all in a rush of bright colours

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.