Stop, criminal!

I like the half of him that isn't a murderer.

Gayness is just who I am.

You captured the fear I strike into my enemies' hearts perfectly. My hair is orange, though.

If I need a car, I steal it (but only from criminals, of course)

You flatter me!

Something helpful or something funny. Preferably both.

As a vigilante, I relate to his audacity and wish him luck.

Of course. They're a wonderful distraction. I enjoy tossing them at my enemies for an extra kick (pun unintended) of distraction action.

*catches it and takes a bite before throwing it back*

Can't say I admire their rampant imperialism, though.

I shall target whoever and whichever has supplied the lethal weapons to the shooter to begin with. Legally or otherwise.

I'm gay.

*uncarefully hits your hiding place with a baseball bat and runs away*

Depends on if they're capable of sapient thought.