sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse