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Rules are: Answer the questions and tag 10 people you want to know better

Name: Maia

Gender: The girl

Star sign: The Iron Bull

Height: 165 / 5′5′‘

Age: 24

Wallpaper on phone: This fucking garbage egg 🙃

Hogwarts House: Pottermore gave me Slytherin, which I didn’t particularly agree with. Then I tried to cheat to get Hufflepuff and realized that maybe I am Sinister Snek hhhhmm 🤔

First ever crush on a teacher: My homeroom teacher that taught us maths was a major douche nozzle. Near the end of the lesson, she would give us difficult problems to solve and stretch out time so she wouldn’t have to explain how it was done (because she didn’t know), and then tell us “Alright, kids, finish that at home and I’ll check tomorrow how you did.” Anyway, I’ve never crushed on a teacher.

Coolest Halloween Costume: I don’t dress up for Satan.

Favourite 90’s Kid’s Show: I think Dexter’s Laboratory is a 90s show?? 🤔

Last Kiss: I kissed!! my puppy! on the snoot!!!

Have you ever been stood up: Only by family and friends 😎👉👉

Favourite pair of shoes: The dirt on my soles and the suntan on the bridge of my fEET FUCK THOSE FOOT PRISONS YOU CALL SHO- i mean i kinda like converses i guess

Have you ever been to Vegas: No thanks

Favourite fruit: A bathtub full of cherries-

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: It involved a bed with springs, the phrase “look, ma! no hands!”, and blood gushing from my nose 2 seconds later.

All time favourite shows: Breaking Bad, GoT, Shit My Cat Does on a Daily Basis,

Last movie you saw in theatres: Avengers: Infinity War. Still livid.