its not funny but i do think about it a lot
This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:
But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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its not funny but i do think about it a lot
This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:
But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

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rec list: portgas d. ace x smoker
(it's a small ship but hoping my ship manifesto + this list will be helpful. yes the list includes wips and yes you should still read them!!)
Once Burned by irrelevant (e, 8k) smoker meets ace in loguetown before either of them know who the other is, i.e. marine and pirate. this fic is literally canon to me
Smoker read the question clear in the kid’s eyes. His mouth thinned around nothing; his lack of cigar bothered him more than it should have. “This is a bad idea.”
thin red line by irrelevant (m, 23k, wip) smoker and ace keep meeting. no explicit romance but amazing characterisation for both characters + discussions of OP morality and overall my favourite fic exploring their relationship
between pirates and marines, sex isn't the real taboo. that would be friendship.
the rock by irrelevant (t, 29k, wip) ace lives but is smoker's prisoner. excellent ace characterisation + amazing angst
Ace’s body feels like it’s been beat six ways to Sunday, buried for three days, then dug up and the whole process repeated, but he gives indifference his best shot. “Up to you, Captain. This is your party.”
irreverant by tangerinedarker (5k, e) inspired by the rock. ace is smoker's prisoner + first kiss + only one bed. surprisingly really sweet with a sprinkle of angst
“You stay awake, I’ll buy us dinner,” he hears Smoker offer, then more feels than hears him come and stand next to where Ace sits, his lighter clicking somewhere above his head. Eyes still shut heavy, he leans sideways until he feels that familiar denim, the warmth of Smoker’s steady hip on his cheek, turns and nuzzles his face in like it’s his best hope for a pillow anytime in the next hour.
igniting in the tomb by mokumera (7k, e) Ace POV, development of smoker and ace's enemies-to-lovers relationship across various islands
The story of how Ace and Smoker start an affair, how things get complicated, when it ends—then, you may know the rest.
pirate is a pirate by tangerinedarker (12k, e) another fic exploring how ace and smoker's relationship develops. mild cnc, putting the brazil in one piece <3
“Portgas D. Ace,” he calls out. The red beads shift as the pirate’s head turns. “Que gato,” Portgas mutters, running an eye up Smoker, over his bare and freckled shoulder. “And here I thought I was finished with my meal.”
softer than clay by mokumera (3k, e) ace lives AU. ace loses his devil fruit powers, smoker helps him get them back. implied sexual assault, angst, happy ending
“I’m not kidding,” says Portgas. He reaches for Smoker’s hand, touches the back with his fingers. His skin is—not freezing, but it may as well have been. Compared to how hot Smoker knows he runs, he’s corpse cold.
to fight the cold by mokumera (1k, m) ace lives AU. smoker leaves the marines to save ace, short and sweet
“My brothers and I promised each other we’d live our lives exactly how we wanted,” Ace says quietly. “Without regret. I didn’t realize at the time how hard that would be.”
Don't talk before you finish your coffee by tangerinelighter (1k, t) smoker joins the straw hat crew ft relationship reveal. really love this
Where’s the HR department in the Straw Hat Pirates? And what kind of information should you keep secret from your new weird rubber teenage captain, exactly?
late night drive by tangerinedarker (1k, t) modern AU, hockey player/college student ace and sheriff smoker
Ace is pretty happy about getting a ride in Smoker’s car, and not even handcuffed in the backseat either. But he does wish they were headed back to Smoker’s place for a night of fun instead of en route to the hospital.
Devil's Paintbrush Road by tangerinelighter (1k, m, wip) western AU, cowboy ace and deputy smoker, wip but can be read as one-shot
The kid’s a sunnuva—something. Smoker won’t speak on his mother. But his job is getting harder by the day thanks to that little devil running rampant all over town.
chain me down, set me free by TheSkyIsMyHome (6k, t) Ace lives AU. i usually don't fw soulmate fics but i liked this one
Portgas D. Ace, it reads on Smoker's wrist. A name that causes him nothing but trouble, in ways he could've never anticipated.
writing tip: put words on page. hope this helps. i will not be taking questions because i have not done this
The rivalry continues! 🏒⛸️
https://archiveofourown.org/works/80885736/chapters/212495226
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maybe putting some awesome sauce on this nothing burger will do the trick
fanfiction
Wish I could work on my two Janka WIPs( (1)Cult!AU and (2)Spy!AU) but Life keeps kicking my arse every flight cancellation so airing out some thoughts will do the trick!
(1) Bruh. Hot Fuzz is such a great comedy movie. The set up is there but making Cleaner!Jabber (Hoarder houses or Crime scenes as a sidejob cause this kid ain't sitting still with just one course/degree) and Private Investigor!Zanka (Detective or Journalist might work too.)
Its a comedy but lowkey wanna work on Jabber's definitely sad backatory (Mankira and stuff.)
(2) This wasn't supposed to be plot heavy since the Spy! stuff shoulda been a backdrop for the romance but cest la vie, I blamed reading through a month of George Orwell's 1984 book and the whole 'Big brother is watching you' schitk. Bruh, It wasnt to bleed thru 3months worth of draft writing.
I am so screwed. I read somewhere before that someone managed to finish their fic during flight and I'M LIKE 'SHOW ME HOW.'
Piercings
rec list: portgas d. ace x smoker
(it's a small ship but hoping my ship manifesto + this list will be helpful. yes the list includes wips and yes you should still read them!!)
Once Burned by irrelevant (e, 8k) smoker meets ace in loguetown before either of them know who the other is, i.e. marine and pirate. this fic is literally canon to me
Smoker read the question clear in the kid’s eyes. His mouth thinned around nothing; his lack of cigar bothered him more than it should have. “This is a bad idea.”
thin red line by irrelevant (m, 23k, wip) smoker and ace keep meeting. no explicit romance but amazing characterisation for both characters + discussions of OP morality and overall my favourite fic exploring their relationship
between pirates and marines, sex isn't the real taboo. that would be friendship.
the rock by irrelevant (t, 29k, wip) ace lives but is smoker's prisoner. excellent ace characterisation + amazing angst
Ace’s body feels like it’s been beat six ways to Sunday, buried for three days, then dug up and the whole process repeated, but he gives indifference his best shot. “Up to you, Captain. This is your party.”
irreverant by tangerinedarker (5k, e) inspired by the rock. ace is smoker's prisoner + first kiss + only one bed. surprisingly really sweet with a sprinkle of angst
“You stay awake, I’ll buy us dinner,” he hears Smoker offer, then more feels than hears him come and stand next to where Ace sits, his lighter clicking somewhere above his head. Eyes still shut heavy, he leans sideways until he feels that familiar denim, the warmth of Smoker’s steady hip on his cheek, turns and nuzzles his face in like it’s his best hope for a pillow anytime in the next hour.
igniting in the tomb by mokumera (7k, e) Ace POV, development of smoker and ace's enemies-to-lovers relationship across various islands
The story of how Ace and Smoker start an affair, how things get complicated, when it ends—then, you may know the rest.
pirate is a pirate by tangerinedarker (12k, e) another fic exploring how ace and smoker's relationship develops. mild cnc, putting the brazil in one piece <3
“Portgas D. Ace,” he calls out. The red beads shift as the pirate’s head turns. “Que gato,” Portgas mutters, running an eye up Smoker, over his bare and freckled shoulder. “And here I thought I was finished with my meal.”
softer than clay by mokumera (3k, e) ace lives AU. ace loses his devil fruit powers, smoker helps him get them back. implied sexual assault, angst, happy ending
“I’m not kidding,” says Portgas. He reaches for Smoker’s hand, touches the back with his fingers. His skin is—not freezing, but it may as well have been. Compared to how hot Smoker knows he runs, he’s corpse cold.
to fight the cold by mokumera (1k, m) ace lives AU. smoker leaves the marines to save ace, short and sweet
“My brothers and I promised each other we’d live our lives exactly how we wanted,” Ace says quietly. “Without regret. I didn’t realize at the time how hard that would be.”
Don't talk before you finish your coffee by tangerinelighter (1k, t) smoker joins the straw hat crew ft relationship reveal. really love this
Where’s the HR department in the Straw Hat Pirates? And what kind of information should you keep secret from your new weird rubber teenage captain, exactly?
late night drive by tangerinedarker (1k, t) modern AU, hockey player/college student ace and sheriff smoker
Ace is pretty happy about getting a ride in Smoker’s car, and not even handcuffed in the backseat either. But he does wish they were headed back to Smoker’s place for a night of fun instead of en route to the hospital.
Devil's Paintbrush Road by tangerinelighter (1k, m, wip) western AU, cowboy ace and deputy smoker, wip but can be read as one-shot
The kid’s a sunnuva—something. Smoker won’t speak on his mother. But his job is getting harder by the day thanks to that little devil running rampant all over town.
chain me down, set me free by TheSkyIsMyHome (6k, t) Ace lives AU. i usually don't fw soulmate fics but i liked this one
Portgas D. Ace, it reads on Smoker's wrist. A name that causes him nothing but trouble, in ways he could've never anticipated.
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Hi there! I’m Merath and I’m making a Kaido x Marine OC story.
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My Stringcrow Fic on Ao3 titled: Sharing Secrets
https://archiveofourown.org/works/80577976
It's a sweet slow burn of Corvus and Tamsy sharing nice stories and secrets with each other.
Excerpt from Story:
"I suppose you'll be wanting a secret from me now so we're even?"
"No need."
Tamsy paused, mouth centimeters from his cup, the warmth from his glass still heating his soft lips.
"I shared that story because I wanted to, if anything, it was me paying you back for this kind gesture."
As he spoke he lifted his cup referencing the tea that Tamsy brought.
"Does this mean I'll get a new secret every time I visit then~"
"No."
"You're no fun."
This one was free, next time," he punctuated himself with a sip from his cup, "bring a story of your own."
"Next time?"
"Next time."
Or:
Tamsy, in a stroke of genius, decides that the perfect way to quell his boredom and interest would be to indulge in various brews of tea with none other than his boss in hopes of learning more about the mysterious man. Along the way they both learn more than each other, sharing secrets, experiences, and more~
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Rambles #1
Sometimes it feels hopeless.
Sometimes it doesn’t.
Right now, it gnaws on you. Like a nagging reminder; consistent and loud near your ear.
Do better, it said.
Do it quicker, it added.
Sometimes you think you can, sometimes you know you can’t.
What probably matters right now was leaving the stagnation. But how can you?
Your mind wanders. Its endless yet it stays the same.
Maybe an activity? A routine?
You have done plenty of that for the passing days you’ve been here.
Null and void, like what you’re feeling right now.
a crossover that’s probably been done before but i had to draw it myself.