bitch plz.

An B….

clearly he originally had “an A” and then decided that was asking too much

True

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

IF YOU SEE YOUR HOMEBOY HARASSING A WOMAN WHO IS CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE, SAY SOMETHING BITCH BOY.

But a giraffe though? Is nothing sacred?!

Giraffes do nothing to anyone. What is the deal with whites insisting on killing all things African? Why don’t you hear about them going hunting for any other continent’s wildlife and murdering docile creatures for fun?

A whole giraffe tho

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry