you got to flip it turnways

upd8

-”i can be eridan or sollux, whatever you’re more comfortable with!” -starters are incredibly long and details then i suddenly plummet to 1-2 paragraphs -snarky meta commentary on my character’s terrible life choices -random unexplained disappearances because Depression(tm) -too much blushing and awkward smiles during romance or smut even when it’s meant to be rough -probably wants to get to know you better ooc but is too afraid to say anything

hiveswap true ending: Joey, still undercover, studies biology at an Alternian university for 7 years. she presents her doctoral dissertation to the university review board, and to us, the readers. it's a comprehensive, evolutionarily informed biological explanation of the form and function of troll titties. it all finally makes sense. ARquiussprite extracanonically appears, drenched in sweat and a single emotional tear. we finally know.