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Reid is the skinniest amongst all of us and probably didn't need to lose 8 lbs

- Abby

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jOOse Science

Well, I actually really enjoyed this juice thing as an experiment.

That combo of getting hungry after an hour, and having little pre-divided meals forced me to eat on a regular schedule throughout the day. (Normally I'm terrible at that, and will just eat lunch whenever i remember, and dinner at ~9pm). Long story short, I could absolutely feel my metabolism speed up over the course of the 3 days. I lost about 8 lbs, I hope most of that is water-weight. :/ Much like John, I'm keeping up with juice 1 and 2 for the mornings for the rest of the week, but I'm going to need to eat more.

Verdict: metabolism manipulation is awesome to see in action, but I don't want mine sped up quite that much though. I did not need to lose 8 lbs. I *do* definitely want to keep consuming more fruits and veggies like we have been.

-reid

Lost...

Another pound! JOOSE 4 life!- jOhn

The end...

So it's been over 72 hours since I've eaten food. I've peed 35 times. I feel ok but I certainly miss food and look forward to eating some tomorrow. I'm gonna have juice 1 & 2 to start my day, a smoothie for lunch and then a salad and soup for dinner to perhaps ease my stupid body back into solids. I'm impressed I didn't pass out at any point during this little experiment. - jOhn

Fuck you. Last night of cleanse and a birthday party at work. I'm happy. Juicing was good but food is better.

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Prohibition

Watching the ken burns prohibition documentary cuz if America can give up booze i can give up food. In other news I'm still hungry - jOhn

Bullshit

I weigh the same today as I did yesterday. Clearly the juice is broken. I’m going to eat a hamburger -jOhn

The universe has chosen to fuck with me even more today by presenting me with the biggest cake I’ve ever seen at work( that brown desk thing with the confetti on top of it) made by the cake boss dude on tv. Fuck you universe. -jOhn

fleeting

NOT ENOUGH PINEAPPLE FANTASY, EVER.

- abby

What have you become...

... when you find a bit of solid matter at the bottom of your glass, and you go "oooo chewing!" - Abby

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Grossly underestimated how long I would be at work today. Left juice#4 at home. Very sad -jOhn

The lemonade today doesn't taste like soap, or death. Win.

- Abby

My girlfriend is eating pizza next to me. I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now - jOhn

Science part 2

Today my pee was the color of champagne. Usually that's just cuz I drank too much champagne. Also today I weigh 180.2lbs (4 pounds lighter than yesterday). Wild stuff. -jOhn

an IM conversation with Kristen

Kristen: Are you still constantly peeing? Is it a rainbow of colours?

Me: today its like orangey pink because of the beets

Me: it was super pink last night

Me: its mostly just clear bc of all the water

Kristen: nods Good, good.

Kristen: This has been your "Abby's Urine Update" for the day.

Kristen: Says the woman who inquired.

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Sorcery

Somehow I woke up and I’m not hungry.

What is this magic? - jOhn

Juice names we all came up with last night

Green juice - "Liquidation Sale" Pineapple/mint/apple juice - "Pineapple Fantasy" Spicy lemonade - "Amarillo Picante" Beet thing - "Red Death" Cashew Milk - "Christmas" Thanks to Jeff and Matt for some of these! - Abby

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