wtf do i write here

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

I could use that.

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

if you really loved me you would give me a job that pays a 6 figure salary for part time hours that is simple and easy for neurotic women