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Hai I'm some creature that would rather read fluff anon (my name is like this bc of the letter limit)

I go by any pronouns!!!

Yeah uh idk...

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youre not a bad person because of this. I don't know how to explain my exact definition of a bad person but you wouldn't fit that definition because your aren't a bad person. It's okay to feel this way, to think this way. It's okay. Your not a bad person because of this. You should sleep. I'm pretty sure sleep will kinda reset your emotions and sleep is just good. If you need you can also read something. You are not a bad person and even if I don't know you in real life I still will think that until you do something that makes you one.(Sorry if this isn't comforting. :[)

hey anon. im curious why do you think that i think im a bad person? /genq

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

i was trying to say that you weren't a bad person.... Did I mess up my phrasing(?) somewhere?

bax-status-checker

no im just curious

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

??? I think I'm not quite understanding what your saying... uh idk what to say... Don't believe I said you were a bad person ever. If I implied it I didn't mean to...

bax-status-checker

oh soz i meant why do you think that I, MYSELF believe that. sorry for the confusion

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

oh! Uh I mean you were saying that uh earlier. That's why I thought you thought that

bax-status-checker

i hurt people for fun. ive tried to drown someone before

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

I feel like if you were really bad you wouldnt sound so, guilty(?) about it.

#Go to sleep trust #Sleep does help a lot #(ignore that I'm not going to sleep)#(I got some things to finish and some fanfics to read)

bax-status-checker

youre not a bad person because of this. I don't know how to explain my exact definition of a bad person but you wouldn't fit that definition because your aren't a bad person. It's okay to feel this way, to think this way. It's okay. Your not a bad person because of this. You should sleep. I'm pretty sure sleep will kinda reset your emotions and sleep is just good. If you need you can also read something. You are not a bad person and even if I don't know you in real life I still will think that until you do something that makes you one.(Sorry if this isn't comforting. :[)

hey anon. im curious why do you think that i think im a bad person? /genq

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

i was trying to say that you weren't a bad person.... Did I mess up my phrasing(?) somewhere?

bax-status-checker

no im just curious

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

??? I think I'm not quite understanding what your saying... uh idk what to say... Don't believe I said you were a bad person ever. If I implied it I didn't mean to...

bax-status-checker

oh soz i meant why do you think that I, MYSELF believe that. sorry for the confusion

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

oh! Uh I mean you were saying that uh earlier. That's why I thought you thought that

bax-status-checker

youre not a bad person because of this. I don't know how to explain my exact definition of a bad person but you wouldn't fit that definition because your aren't a bad person. It's okay to feel this way, to think this way. It's okay. Your not a bad person because of this. You should sleep. I'm pretty sure sleep will kinda reset your emotions and sleep is just good. If you need you can also read something. You are not a bad person and even if I don't know you in real life I still will think that until you do something that makes you one.(Sorry if this isn't comforting. :[)

hey anon. im curious why do you think that i think im a bad person? /genq

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

i was trying to say that you weren't a bad person.... Did I mess up my phrasing(?) somewhere?

bax-status-checker

no im just curious

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

??? I think I'm not quite understanding what your saying... uh idk what to say... Don't believe I said you were a bad person ever. If I implied it I didn't mean to...

#So very sorry

stagefrightbaxter

Being special doesn't mean you should be hurt.

Noooo im the exception to the “bad people shouldnt be hurt rule” thats why im special :3

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

No exception to that rule btw no one deserves to be hurt or killed or anything.

#Me when anon limit exists

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bax-status-checker

youre not a bad person because of this. I don't know how to explain my exact definition of a bad person but you wouldn't fit that definition because your aren't a bad person. It's okay to feel this way, to think this way. It's okay. Your not a bad person because of this. You should sleep. I'm pretty sure sleep will kinda reset your emotions and sleep is just good. If you need you can also read something. You are not a bad person and even if I don't know you in real life I still will think that until you do something that makes you one.(Sorry if this isn't comforting. :[)

hey anon. im curious why do you think that i think im a bad person? /genq

creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff

i was trying to say that you weren't a bad person.... Did I mess up my phrasing(?) somewhere?

#Fuck man.

mokadevs

so excited to become perfect !

1071png

I've made a longer comic about these guys~

#the full title is 7+7 years of marriage to my evil wife who wants me dead #<- that's so awesome

burnttoastlife

Actually both Kristoph and Klavier had really weird names because their parents had something severely wrong with them. Kristoph is transgender and changed his name to a normaller one so he could, in turn, seem more normal.

thesillylittleman

this makes sense. more sense than it first seems.

ilatians

in my personal opinion if we're going w this type of thought i prefer the idea that Kristoph and Klavier both had fairly normal names at birth but Klavier was trans and changed his name to piano because he's just Like That

burnttoastlife

See that WAS my original idea, and then I realized it would be really funny if it was actually the other way around

ilatians

they were named like. Sara and Jill or something. but then they were both trans weirdos who can’t pick normal names, just in different ways. conversely they were named Hot Pink and Dorito Chip, respectively, and anything was better than that

burnttoastlife

Klavier changed his gender first, and Kristoph was like “Seriously? That is your name choice? I could do better.” and then like a day later became trans to one-up Klav.

ilatians

omg you’re SO RIGHT you’ve changed my whole perspective on this honestly

thesillylittleman

Being that annoyed at Klavier, you just have to imagine how upset he was at getting named Hot Pink.

burnttoastlife

“Hot Pink Gavin” was actually his full tragic backstory. That name made him the petty and spiteful man he is today.

synibread

If she was a little oblivious

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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crplpunkklavier

i make fun of kristophs pouty >:C sprite so much i keep forgetting klavier does the same face. oh my god. oh my god. vast differences in body language virtually no sprite overlaps but as soon as theyre being minorly inconvenienced it becomes clear that theyre brothers. theyre so fucking funny. pov mama gavin didnt let them eat another kinder überraschungsei

donaldtheduckdad

sorry this was just too funny keine überraschungseier for the little german boys >:c

crplpunkklavier

#>:c #kein überraschungsei?! #zis haushalten ist ein fucking nightmären

PLEASE

rossesimp

every single particle of my body is failing im in class im going to cry please god

drinksofwizard

ooh for the doodle requests, how about franziska and klavier interacting in some way? i think they would be hilarious worsties :]

shes insulting him in his first language. so considerate

(sorry for any inaccuracies with my german 😭)

your-fave-is-now

klavier Gavin from ace attorney is ambidextrous

-‎ @creaturethatwouldratherreadfluff (dragging this blog from the depths of my forsaken interest last year one headcanon at a time)

[Snoring]

Wha... Huh? What was I doing?

... Oh, yeah. That.

Well. At least it came, right?

(Ooc mod: yes this is an entire joke on how long it has been since I've gotten an ask on here lol)

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misfitmiska

So I know that AA fans like to meme about a hypothetical Kristoph vs MvK trial where everything is forged, but I started thinking about the idea too seriously and accidentally started doing math : basically we know that Manfred got arrested and therefore stopped practicing law in 2016. Meanwhile Kristoph was 32 in 2026, which means—

Kristoph lost the trial of course but he frustrated von Karma to no end because the evidence was obviously fake (to Manfred that is— it takes one to know one) but he couldn’t prove it without looking hella sus. Maybe Kristoph would have been next to die after Robert Hammond if Phoenix hadn’t exposed the truth about DL-6 hgfdfgh

johnconstantinesdick

So close to writing one of those “betting on wrightworth” fics where the twist is that Klapollo are krisnix truthers

Just like. Apollo references Phoenix’s bad taste in men at some bar association event only for everyone around him to immediately get on his case for insulting Edgeworth.

Athena’s like “don’t be rude Apollo, Mr. Edgeworth could hear!!”

Apollo: why does it matter if Edgeworth hears. I’m sure he knows all about Mr. Wright’s horrible romantic decisions :\

Kay steps in and is like woah buddy Mr. Edgeworth may be a stick in the mud but Mr. Wright couldn’t do better than him!!

Apollo is like. Yeah. Because Edgeworth is a catch?? I don’t know what you’re trying to say.

Klavier butts in and asks if Kay seriously thinks Wright would date their boss?? Like huh??

Klavier and Apollo are now being treated to the most incredulous looks known to man.

Apollo (now convinced that people are trying to fuck w him): Mr. Wright would never make a good romantic choice in his life. Don’t try to pull one over on me. I was there for the divorce.

Kay: they got DIVORCED????

Sebastian: they got MARRIED??????

Klavier’s like [fake German voice] nein Herr Forehead I know for a fact it wasn’t a divorce. Because I had to dispose of the unused engagement ring.

Apollo is like finally some gossip that makes fucking sense while everyone else is like you think PHOENIX WRIGHT was fucking your BROTHER???

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