八百万

That’s good, Momo. Since it’s online, remember to either be completely aloof by caring too much but acting like you don’t at all:

dont tell me what to do

Using foul language and grammatical errors, and add emotional weight. Exclamation mark. Or apathy.

Don’t tell me what to do!

Don’t add emojis though. They defeat the purpose.

That’s to be expected. We’re all busy. But I am glad you- and her I assume- are doing well. Tell her hello for me when you can.

I see. I shall take notes for future acted out scenarios. Should the situation ever arise and you notice my speech pattern is off, you will be able to determine that I am being facetious.

You can still pretend if you’d like. I’ll act aghast to help the charade gather validity.

Work, school, ‘work’. I forget this exists and when I do remember, it’s full of things I don’t know. How’ve you been Momo?

Oh, now wouldn’t that be a delight! Especially after my explaining of the joke. 

Ahem, don’t tell me what to do. How was that?

Very good. Please do not accidentally hurt yourself by being adventurous.

I was going to pretend to be upset at the sentiment as a means of deflecting it. Though, I appreciate the concern.

heh i’m really excited about it too, honestly i’m kind of nervous..

you’re fine. i don’t really mind.