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being really good at sandwiches is one of the most valuable skills you can have in this expensive ass world

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

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"This is Chinese propaganda" yeah? Maybe I'd like American propaganda more if it was tight as fuck like giving your coworker a drift enabled Gundam wheelchair

instead we get messages that we are the strongest and best and because of these things you the individual should consent to ennobling suffering for the privilege of being alive, or to feel guilty and perhaps even die for needing help

There are tons of westerner youtubers like hacksmith and colin fuze that does basically the same thing yet people dont call those people propaganda. It really feels like people's view of china has never gotten past the pre second sino Japanese war image of the backwards illiterate peasent.

When the US does it it's culture and individualism and politically neutral but any piece of positive media that comes out of China is viewed with suspicion and a psyop of the state. They cannot comprehend that China is another nation that actually manages itself well and that it has a population with its own pride and culture. The myth of the big firewall makes Americans believe that all media that escapes is only Big Mao approved when it's really not like that. But also that is part of American propaganda, that a rival state is necessarily dysfunctional and evil and this is why we should not like them. anyway hell yeah

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

i do not want to live in the fucking panopticon fuck the camera that blinks above me at work, the tv watching me at the store, the "smile you're on camera" signs, the ring cameras, the flock cameras, the apps to track your child or partner, the activist friends telling me "just assume everything you do in public is being recorded somewhere", the government building protester databases, the teslas recording every move all around them, the knowledge that everything i type or search or save is being tracked and logged, the ads and search suggestions that mysteriously know what i was just talking about, the way biometrics keep creeping into more places, the way my car spies on me, the way my phone spies on me, the way there is nowhere to go to get away from it!!! no wonder the internet is full of vindictive little stalkers and witchhunts when it's the water and the air of society from the culture to the infrastructure

Like I’m spending a lot of time crying. Feeling awful developmentally. I have memory holes everywhere. I have to restart my gym progress all the time because I stop eating enough and movement gets difficult. I know this is my fault. I’m so worried that it’s actually the normal amount of difficulty and I’m just lazy and undisciplined. I barely trust my pain anymore. Like what if I’m not as chronically ill as I thought, and the stomach pain is half in my head? I’m so scared I’ve just destroyed myself for no reason. I’m so scared of someone revealing to me I’ve wasted my own life when I could have done better. I want to be better. There’s gotta be some strength in me somewhere

At least I have my art.

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

mostly thinking about this because I'm currently reading Fight Club. can't wait to base my entire worldview off of this, the narrator seems like he really has it together

I miss my fucking something so bad