got drinks, played in a mans butt and escaped unemployment and then ate $5 Publix sushi…what a life

who needs a partner when you can have an emotional love affair with hoziers music?

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

Wanna die but I don’t want to do it myself. Car accident or something that’s quick and accidental to just wipe me out. Tired of it.

Netflix and let me put my fingers in you

I was a smart and kind little girl, capable of taking the hardest hits both physical and mental and coming out still telling everyone the world is good. I was what the adults called a mature little girl. They believed I understood things way beyond my years. The adult woman in me begs the little girl for her kindness, her outlook, and her wisdom. The adult version of me wishes for the protection that little girl bestows upon us. But the truth is I was just a kid being forced into adult situations way too early. I wasn't a mature little girl. I just wasn't capable of understanding the gravity or the pain that those situations would have caused to a truly mature mind.