Watermelon and octopus

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

i’m proud of you for facing the days you really don’t want to face

I don’t do it willingly

i’m still proud of you for doing it

some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!