Very Gay

like and credits to @fehhfarias

Wynonna: Hey, I'm home!

Nicole: Shhh! *having just picked up a sleeping Waverly to carry her to bed*

Wynonna: Oh, shit... wait, seriously, again?

Nicole: I know, I know. But she swore she'd stay awake this time.

Wynonna: And how far did you make it?

Nicole: *walking over to staircase* Not even to the first commercial break *starting up the stairs* Night.

Wynonna: Wait... how was work?

Nicole: Fine. *stops halfway and turns around* Wait, you were there.

Wynonna: Or was I?

Nicole: Yes, I remember cause you came up and started talking to me and then you stole my donut... Oh, I see. Nice try. *turns around*

Wynonna: *faking innocence* What?

Nicole: Good night, Wynonna. *resumes walking upstairs*

Wynonna: Wait, serious question, though. *Nicole stops and turns around* Are there leftovers?

Nicole: In the fridge. *resumes walking*

Wynonna: *opening fridge* You can put tin foil in the microwave, right?

Nicole: *now at the top of the stairs* Haha, very funny.

Wynonna: What'd you say? ... *starts microwave*

Nicole: Shit! *awkwardly speed walks down the stairs still carrying Waverly*

Wynonna: *smirking* Waves is getting pretty heavy now, huh?

Nicole: *groans* I knew you were just messing with me!

Wynonna: *confused look*

Nicole: I'm going to bed. *microwave starts sparking* ..SERIOUSLY?!

Wynonna: Fuck! *unplugs microwave* ... so can you not put tin foil in there then?

Nicole: You mean you didn't do that on purpose... to get me back down here before I could put Waverly to bed?

Wynonna: No! ... Oh, that would've been so good, though! Wait, I wanna change my answer.

Nicole: *eye roll and walks away* You're buying the new microwave. *stops halfway up the stairs* Ok, just to be clear?

Wynonna: Yes, I was screwing with you earlier. Pre-"microwave incident."

Nicole: Right, ok...

Wynonna: Wanna take bets on how much longer you go without dropping her?

Nicole: Good night.

Wynonna: $50 if you can hold out for 5 more minutes.

Nicole: You don't have $50.

Wynonna: Yeah, but now you really wanna know if you can beat 5 minutes, don't you?

Nicole: Dammit. *walking back down*

The next morning

Nicole: Yeah. Careful though, the bottom’s hot.

Waverly: Damn right I am.

Nicole:

Wynonna:

Nicole:

Waverly:

Wynonna:

Nicole:

…Quite a lot in this series we’ve seen Wynonna overhearing certain things…what was that like to sort of film, even though you’re off screen…?

me:

Me:

Friend : With whom ?

GAY

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To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”