The Creature´s Residence

17 black you said? Sorry, seems like you’re gonna get sent to the app store regardless. Idiot.

Better luck next time lmao

These little bastards revel in my misery more than anyone else I´ve ever met.

As we all know, crunching on a Pringle® can be rewarding. Although it is a common misconception, Pringles® are not Chips, but taxonomically Crackers. To elaborate, let´s go into the difference between our two divergent paths of subspecies, while the ´Chip´ is most often seen as a fried or baked piece of pure potato, a ´Cracker´ is dough formed and dried into whatever shape the heart desires, which is where we get to the core of the matter. Pringles® PLAYED US FOR FOOLS long enough by classifying their product, wrongly might I add, as a ´Chip´ EVEN THOUGH the Pringle® consists of baked dough, rather than a pure piece of potato. This zoological wrongdoing can stand no longer I say.