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Every time I hear J-hopeâs opening lines in Mic Drop where he mentions steak and it comes out sounding like âsteakieâ I just⌠I squee so bad.
Like, full on wrinkle up my nose at just how adorable it is.Â
Can someone bring him here so I can just love him and smoosh him and feed him steakie all day?Â
Kay, thanks!
This is an older post (credit to OP) but I, too, want to feed Hobi kimchi fried rice and good food, make him smile, laugh, just share every moment with him all day every day. This sunshine, and not only him, but the rest of Bangtan deserve the world and so much more.
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Sincerely, ARMY
Alright Iâve got to just get it out there.
Being a Hufflepuff does not make you a weak pushover.
Being a Ravenclaw does not make you an argumentative know-it-all.
Being a Gryffindor does not make you an unoriginal egotist.
Being a Slytherin does not make you an evil narcissist.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is an asshole. Be proud of your house. Be proud of yourself. Donât take shit from anyone else about you. You are amazing, and you are loved.
That is all.
THROUGH A RAPISTâS EYESâ (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
âThrough a rapistâs eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewâŚed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women whoâs clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they donât have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isnât worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys youâre not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: canât believe it is so cold out here, weâre in for a bad winter. Now that youâve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said theyâd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you canât beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh â HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guyâs parts it is extremely painful. You might think that youâll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and heâs out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, donât dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but youâd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL âŚ.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from youâŚ. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver wonât see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DONâT DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driverâs side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked âfor helpâ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and itâs better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post. âHelping hands are better than Praying Lipsâ â give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog thisâŚ.Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.â
EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this
it just makes me angry that women need this.. but we do and if you see this, PLEASE REBLOG. it doesnât matter if you are a male or a female. by reblogging this, you might save someoneâs life.
Donât scroll past this, itâs so important
nothing to do with what my posts are normally about but this is SO damn important!! donât scroll past without reading and / or reblogging!
this is fucking important. Idc if your blog is perfect, fucking reblog this. It may save someone.
Reblog please. You could save someone
180723 Hoseokâs Tweet
#InMyFeelingsChallenge #HopeOnTheStreet
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his hyungs: *feels a slightest bit amount of insecurity about themselves* jungkook: well wait a minute!!!!
me: *sucks at repyling mssgs and keeping in touch, forgets answer the texts, will probably drift away frm ur life slowly*
also me: :-) letâs be friends!!!! :-)
those little things on ur nose arenât blackheads, donât try and get rid of them theyâre sebaceous filaments and theyâre permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected donât try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isnât gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise
if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, itâs not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u donât see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no oneâs stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
this made me cry I needed it so bad
I needed this. Since I was a teenager, Iâve never, and I mean, NEVER developed abs or a flat stomach. Iâm okay with that. Now, years later, I still have lovehandles (so annoying) and a roll/fold underneath my bust that refuses to go away. Yeah, Iâd prefer not to have those features, but slowly, Iâm starting to accept how I look and feel. Thanks for this post. Every girl needs to read this.
How about instead of whitewashing idols we
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Just a friendly reminder:Â
âŞď¸ This album has 4 versions & if you are unable to get the album or unable to get all versions, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU ANY LESS OF AN ARMY. Please do not stress too much about it & save your money for something else that you might need it for.Â
âŞď¸Â Even if you are unable to keep up with minute to minute updates or news about BTS & their comeback, your knowledge about their CB etc does not equate to your love for them. We all have lives to live & things to do.Â
âŞď¸ If youâre unable to spread or stream their album as much as you want to, itâs alright. Do not be upset!Â
âŞď¸ If youâre unable to watch a comeback/vlive/show live, itâs alright. Your school/work comes first.Â
âŞď¸ The positivity & love you give BTS is more than enough.Â
So please do not be upset or worried about anything, you got a life to live, live it, work hard & achieve want you need to or want to achieve & get what needs to be done. Donât push it all aside đ
I am awake but at what price
Idea: BTS competing on hellâs kitchen but Namjoon isnt allowed to translate anything so it just ends up being Gordan Ramsay angrily screaming in English and Seokjin yelling back equally angry in Korean
⸠To think that 2018 might have been the year we would have lost BTS.
⸠To think that Love Yourself era might have been the last era.
⸠To think that we might not have another album, another era, another song after 2018 from BTS.
⸠To think that BURN THE STAGE might have been a farewell & closure to us.
⸠To think that songs like LET GO might have been a beautiful yet heart-wrenching farewell gift for us. Â
⸠To think that once they sang lyrics like
Letâs only walk on flower petals.
(So thanks) for being my light, for being a flower in the most beautiful moment of my life
We may be covered in scars but we can smile if weâre together. Â
You never walk alone
⸠But they were also singing lyrics like
Before we say goodbye, let go
The color of the sky we saw, the smell of the path we were on, donât forget them
In order to release your hand right now, I gotta let you know that I need to let you go
⸠To think that the song lyrics in LET GO make so much more sense & the parts where they sang BEFORE WE SAY GOODBYE, LET GO. The WE meant BTS, all 7 of them.
⸠To think that whenever I would have listened to LET GO, I would have heard pain, desperation & struggles of BTS trying to stay (itâll break my heart whenever I listen to it now)
⸠To think that we might not have had another tour another LY World Tour.
⸠To think that we might have gotten the last, BTS EPISODE in 2018 where they went for an MT & wrote letters to each other.
⸠Those letters might have been the last letters they wrote to each other before disbanding.
⸠To think that BON VOYAGE 3 might have been another parting gift for us from BTS. The last vacation together.
⸠To think that ARMY BOMB LIGHTSTICK Version 3 might have been our last version.
⸠To think that 2018 might have been the last year where we watched all 7 of them receive awards & perform as BTS.
⸠To think that all the selfies, posts on fancafes & twitter might have been the last uploaded as BTS.
It sends a shiver down my spine & breaks my heart into pieces. I do not want to imagine a world without BTS. But you know devastates & kills me?
âŞď¸ They hid everything from us, they did share little things here & there but they refrained from sharing too much cause they knew it would make us worry about them.
âŞď¸ They were under immense pressure & stress, yet they continued trying to make us laugh & smile, posting on twitter, fancafes, being goofy on BTS Episodes.
âŞď¸ They would celebrate every achievement, milestone, award with us & give us all the credit.
âŞď¸ They write songs & lyrics to comfort us, to encourage us, understand us, but in reality, they need comforting, they need understanding & they need encouragement.
I do not need several comebacks per year, I do not need them to continuously shoot over 10 episodes or shows during their promotional period. I NEED THEM TO REST. To take a break and do things they like and love. Spend time with each other, with their families & loved ones. Laze around & do nothing. When they are prepared and all 7 of them want to work on an album and make a comeback, we will always be here for them. We will walk on whatever path they take & we will be beside them, holding their hands. I love them so much.
THEIR HAPPINESS MATTERS. THEIR MENTAL & PHYSICAL HEALTH IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE. BTS as a group is important to me. But Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook the humans, men in their 20s are important to me as well. Their health, well-being & happiness is vital and is of the utmost importance.
BTS on a Road Trip
They need one of those big vans with seven seats
Mom Seokjin and dad Namjoon are in the front cuz their married
Seokjin is driving the whole way there because someone doesnât have his licence
We all know thatâs for the safety of everyone on the road
Basically everyone be nice to Seokjin today while he takes his children on a road trip
Hoseok is behind the driver seat and Yoongi is next to him
Itâs an unspoken fact that Yoongi needs his space or he will snap the neck of each and every member in the car
For the good of BTS the only one next to him can be Hoseok, Hoseok is the only one he can stand being next to for that long
The Maknae line is squeezed into the back of the van
Jimin is squeezed into the middle and is already complaining about it
âJimin youâre the smallest, it makes the most sense for you to be in the middleâ
*whines for 5 minutes straight*
The trip hasnât even started and itâs already a hot mess
The second the car is turned on Yoogi connects his phone to the bluetooth and has taken over the car speakers for the rest of the trip
Namjoon is quietly salty about it
âI mean Iâm riding shotgun, why donât I get to choose the music?â
âFor the good of all of us, let him have his wayâ
15 minutes in and Namjoon is trying and failing to discreetly search through his bag
âWhat did you forget this time?â
âNothingâ
Seokjin gives him look
âmy walletâ
âNamjoon i swEAR TO GODâ
Needless to say they have to turn around
Namjoon moves at the speed of light and pretty soon theyâre back on the road
âSee weâre only a little behind scheduleâ
âDonât test me, Namjoonâ
Namjoon shuts up
Remember how we thought that Hoseok and Yoongi beside each other would be fine
Well apparently not when someone wants Yoongiâs attention every 5 seconds
âYoongi! Look at this cool dance cover I found!!â
âHoseok, just let me listen to my musicâ
âYoooooooooongiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, watch it with meeeeee!!! Itâs so coooooool!!â
âHoseok is2g i will murder u if u donât leave me aloneâ
âHoseok leave him alone or I will murderâ can be heard from the driverâs seat
Hoseok pouts but gives up and goes back to watching to dance covers
Meanwhile who tHE FUCK thought putting the maknae line together in the back of the van was a good idea
They are mischievous and crAFTY
The first 20 minutes theyâre bickering and chuckling
And then it gets eerily quiet
âWhatâs going on back there?â Namjoon asks, almost nervously
A sound can be heard before itâs muffled and two voices call out âNothingâ in sing-song voices
Jimin can no longer be seen in the rear view mirror
Before Namjoon can say another word Seokjin says calmly âI donât know what youâre doing to Jimin and quite frankly I donât want to but if you ever want us to get to our location I suggest you let him go.â
Gasping can be heard from the back seat
Then hitting
Then a fight threatening to break out
âIf you kids canât CALM THE FUCK DOWNâ
They calm the fuck down
5 minutes later Taehyung asks for a bathroom break
Namjoon literally has to lift Seokjinâs forehead up because he just started leaning on the steering wheel
âTaehyung, weâve been on the road for less then a hour, why didnât you go before we left?â
âI didnât have to go thenâ
*Seokjinâs eye twitches*
Namjoon jumps in âWeâll pull over at the next stop.â
Meanwhile Jeongguk and Jimin canât just let him live
âJust donât think about waterâ
âOr waterfallsâ
âOr the oceanâ
âOr rainâ
âguYS STOPâ
About an hour and 15 minutes minutes into the trip Seokjin is pulling off to a rest stop
Everyone gets out, except for Yoongi who is unsurprisingly asleep
The trip did start early
And he did have to be woken up
It was a terrifying affair
So everyone lets him sleep
Seokjin decides to fill up on gas, just to be sure and Namjoon stays with him to calm him down after the least hour
âNamjoon I swear Iâm gonna kill them all. We could just take a trip, just us two, wouldnât that be nicer?â
âJin, we canât kill them.â
âIâm pretty sure they almost killed Jiminâ
âThatâs besides the point.â
Hoseok goes to buy snacks for himself
And Yoongi when he wakes up
Heâs a good boyfriend like that
Jimin and Jeongguk go to look at souvenirs and end up with matching keychains
Tae goes for his much needed bathroom break and then starts looking for snacks
As soon as the van is full and the gas is paid for theyâre on the road again
And the maknae line is behaving themsleves?
wait
After about 10 minutes Hoseok looks into the back seat
âWHEREâS TAEHYUNG???â
Jimin and Jeongguk laugh maniacally
âWHY DIDNâT YOU TELL ANYONE HE WAS STILL IN THE STORE?!?!?!â
Needless to say at the next off ramp Jin has to turn around
He rushes into the store as soon as they get back
To find Tae spacing out, staring at the snacks
âGeez Taehyung, we gotta go!â
âHuh? Oh, okay.â
He mindlessly grabs a snack off the shelf and goes to pay
Jin meets with the rest of the members
âHe never needs to know he was left behindâ
With all seven members safely in the vehicle they actually continue the trip
After another half hour of giggling and questionable sounds from the back of the van, which NamJin are now willfully ignoring Yoongi wakes up
âAh, how much longer will we be on the road?â
â2 more hoursâ Jin mumbles
âHuh, I feel like I slept longer then thatâ
âYou did, we forgot Taeâ Hoseok immediately covers his mouth as chaos erupted in the back seat
âyoU FORGOT ME?!?!?! HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!â
Jimin and Jeongguk are crying with laughter while trying to avoid getting hit by Taehyung
âIF YOU DONâT CALM DOWN I WILL COME BACK THERE!!â
âCALM DOWN BEFORE JIN CLIMBS OUT OF THE DRIVERâS SEAT!!â Namjoon is holding him in his seat and urging him to WATCH THE DAMN ROAD
The commonotion slowly settles down
Until
âHey, Yoongi I bought some snacks, you wanna share?â
âOh, yeah sure.â
And 20 minutes later
Hyper Yoongi has arRIVED
All Hoseok bought was candy
And he might have done it on purpose
âgUYS GUYS OKOKOK LISTEN TO THIS!!!â
Hyper Yoongi has control of the stereo system
And this is about to become a sing along
Pretty soon everyone is screaming along to various K-pop songs at the top of their lungs
And attempting the dance moves
Can you dance to Bang Bang Bang in a car?
Is it possible to do the choreo for Up & Down while sitting?
How does the Mic Drop choreo work with a seat belt?
THEY ARE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT by almost getting out of their seats
âWill you all SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!â
Jin is screaming
No one is listening
âWe could do it Namjoon, we could murder them all. No one would have to know.â
âJin no.â
All in all it was a stellar car ride and mom and dad Seokjin and Namjoon need a vacation
Iâm laughing so hard, there are tears in my eyes. Why can I picture them accidentally leaving V behind at a gas station?! Oh my gosh my heart!

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seokjin: not everyone is going to think iâm handsome, and thatâs okay!
seokjin:
seokjin:Â theyâre wrong tho
BTS ARE PUBLIC FIGURES BUT THEY ARE NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY SO STOP INVADING THEIR SPACE & BEING SO FUCKING CHAOTIC & MAKING THEM FEEL UNCOMFORTABLEÂ & WORRIED FOR THEIR SAFETY & EVERYONE AROUND THEM.Â
The entire video just made me worried about BTS & feel so defeated đŞWhy canât these sasaengs just stop their bs. Seriously, BTS looks exhausted & they still need to deal with all these đĄAnyone who condones this kinda behavior please unfollow me.Â