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Y/N: Oh that was very ni-

Loki: *handcuffs himself to Y/N*

Like, full on wrinkle up my nose at just how adorable it is. 

Can someone bring him here so I can just love him and smoosh him and feed him steakie all day? 

Kay, thanks!

보라합니다💜

Being a Hufflepuff does not make you a weak pushover.

Being a Ravenclaw does not make you an argumentative know-it-all.

Being a Gryffindor does not make you an unoriginal egotist.

Being a Slytherin does not make you an evil narcissist.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is an asshole. Be proud of your house. Be proud of yourself. Don’t take shit from anyone else about you. You are amazing, and you are loved.

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

180723 Hoseok’s Tweet

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

▪︎ This album has 4 versions & if you are unable to get the album or unable to get all versions, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU ANY LESS OF AN ARMY. Please do not stress too much about it & save your money for something else that you might need it for. 

▪︎  Even if you are unable to keep up with minute to minute updates or news about BTS & their comeback, your knowledge about their CB etc does not equate to your love for them. We all have lives to live & things to do. 

▪︎ If you’re unable to spread or stream their album as much as you want to, it’s alright. Do not be upset! 

▪︎ If you’re unable to watch a comeback/vlive/show live, it’s alright. Your school/work comes first. 

▪︎ The positivity & love you give BTS is more than enough. 

▸ To think that Love Yourself era might have been the last era.

▸ To think that we might not have another album, another era, another song after 2018 from BTS.

▸ To think that BURN THE STAGE might have been a farewell & closure to us.

▸ To think that songs like LET GO might have been a beautiful yet heart-wrenching farewell gift for us.  

▸ To think that once they sang lyrics like

Let’s only walk on flower petals.

(So thanks) for being my light, for being a flower in the most beautiful moment of my life

We may be covered in scars but we can smile if we’re together.  

You never walk alone

▸ But they were also singing lyrics like

Before we say goodbye, let go

The color of the sky we saw, the smell of the path we were on, don’t forget them

In order to release your hand right now, I gotta let you know that I need to let you go

▸ To think that the song lyrics in LET GO make so much more sense & the parts where they sang BEFORE WE SAY GOODBYE, LET GO. The WE meant BTS, all 7 of them.

▸ To think that whenever I would have listened to LET GO, I would have heard pain, desperation & struggles of BTS trying to stay (it’ll break my heart whenever I listen to it now)

▸ To think that we might not have had another tour another LY World Tour.

▸ To think that we might have gotten the last, BTS EPISODE in 2018 where they went for an MT & wrote letters to each other.

▸ Those letters might have been the last letters they wrote to each other before disbanding.

▸ To think that BON VOYAGE 3 might have been another parting gift for us from BTS. The last vacation together.

▸ To think that ARMY BOMB LIGHTSTICK Version 3 might have been our last version.

▸ To think that 2018 might have been the last year where we watched all 7 of them receive awards & perform as BTS.

▸ To think that all the selfies, posts on fancafes & twitter might have been the last uploaded as BTS.

It sends a shiver down my spine & breaks my heart into pieces. I do not want to imagine a world without BTS. But you know devastates & kills me?

▪︎ They hid everything from us, they did share little things here & there but they refrained from sharing too much cause they knew it would make us worry about them.

▪︎ They were under immense pressure & stress, yet they continued trying to make us laugh & smile, posting on twitter, fancafes, being goofy on BTS Episodes.

▪︎ They would celebrate every achievement, milestone, award with us & give us all the credit.

▪︎ They write songs & lyrics to comfort us, to encourage us, understand us, but in reality, they need comforting, they need understanding & they need encouragement.

I do not need several comebacks per year, I do not need them to continuously shoot over 10 episodes or shows during their promotional period. I NEED THEM TO REST. To take a break and do things they like and love. Spend time with each other, with their families & loved ones. Laze around & do nothing. When they are prepared and all 7 of them want to work on an album and make a comeback, we will always be here for them. We will walk on whatever path they take & we will be beside them, holding their hands. I love them so much.

THEIR HAPPINESS MATTERS. THEIR MENTAL & PHYSICAL HEALTH IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE. BTS as a group is important to me. But Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook the humans, men in their 20s are important to me as well. Their health, well-being & happiness is vital and is of the utmost importance.

They need one of those big vans with seven seats

Mom Seokjin and dad Namjoon are in the front cuz their married

Seokjin is driving the whole way there because someone doesn’t have his licence

We all know that’s for the safety of everyone on the road

Basically everyone be nice to Seokjin today while he takes his children on a road trip

Hoseok is behind the driver seat and Yoongi is next to him

It’s an unspoken fact that Yoongi needs his space or he will snap the neck of each and every member in the car

For the good of BTS the only one next to him can be Hoseok, Hoseok is the only one he can stand being next to for that long

The Maknae line is squeezed into the back of the van

Jimin is squeezed into the middle and is already complaining about it

“Jimin you’re the smallest, it makes the most sense for you to be in the middle”

*whines for 5 minutes straight*

The trip hasn’t even started and it’s already a hot mess

The second the car is turned on Yoogi connects his phone to the bluetooth and has taken over the car speakers for the rest of the trip

Namjoon is quietly salty about it

“I mean I’m riding shotgun, why don’t I get to choose the music?”

“For the good of all of us, let him have his way”

15 minutes in and Namjoon is trying and failing to discreetly search through his bag

“What did you forget this time?”

“Nothing”

Seokjin gives him look

“my wallet”

“Namjoon i swEAR TO GOD”

Needless to say they have to turn around

Namjoon moves at the speed of light and pretty soon they’re back on the road

“See we’re only a little behind schedule”

“Don’t test me, Namjoon”

Namjoon shuts up

Remember how we thought that Hoseok and Yoongi beside each other would be fine

Well apparently not when someone wants Yoongi’s attention every 5 seconds

“Yoongi! Look at this cool dance cover I found!!”

“Hoseok, just let me listen to my music”

“Yoooooooooongiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, watch it with meeeeee!!! It’s so coooooool!!”

“Hoseok is2g i will murder u if u don’t leave me alone”

“Hoseok leave him alone or I will murder” can be heard from the driver’s seat

Hoseok pouts but gives up and goes back to watching to dance covers

Meanwhile who tHE FUCK thought putting the maknae line together in the back of the van was a good idea

They are mischievous and crAFTY

The first 20 minutes they’re bickering and chuckling

And then it gets eerily quiet

“What’s going on back there?” Namjoon asks, almost nervously

A sound can be heard before it’s muffled and two voices call out “Nothing” in sing-song voices

Jimin can no longer be seen in the rear view mirror

Before Namjoon can say another word Seokjin says calmly “I don’t know what you’re doing to Jimin and quite frankly I don’t want to but if you ever want us to get to our location I suggest you let him go.”

Gasping can be heard from the back seat

Then hitting

Then a fight threatening to break out

“If you kids can’t CALM THE FUCK DOWN”

They calm the fuck down

5 minutes later Taehyung asks for a bathroom break

Namjoon literally has to lift Seokjin’s forehead up because he just started leaning on the steering wheel

“Taehyung, we’ve been on the road for less then a hour, why didn’t you go before we left?”

“I didn’t have to go then”

*Seokjin’s eye twitches*

Namjoon jumps in “We’ll pull over at the next stop.”

Meanwhile Jeongguk and Jimin can’t just let him live

“Just don’t think about water”

“Or waterfalls”

“Or the ocean”

“Or rain”

“guYS STOP”

About an hour and 15 minutes minutes into the trip Seokjin is pulling off to a rest stop

Everyone gets out, except for Yoongi who is unsurprisingly asleep

The trip did start early

And he did have to be woken up

It was a terrifying affair

So everyone lets him sleep

Seokjin decides to fill up on gas, just to be sure and Namjoon stays with him to calm him down after the least hour

“Namjoon I swear I’m gonna kill them all. We could just take a trip, just us two, wouldn’t that be nicer?”

“Jin, we can’t kill them.”

“I’m pretty sure they almost killed Jimin”

“That’s besides the point.”

Hoseok goes to buy snacks for himself

And Yoongi when he wakes up

He’s a good boyfriend like that

Jimin and Jeongguk go to look at souvenirs and end up with matching keychains

Tae goes for his much needed bathroom break and then starts looking for snacks

As soon as the van is full and the gas is paid for they’re on the road again

And the maknae line is behaving themsleves?

wait

After about 10 minutes Hoseok looks into the back seat

“WHERE’S TAEHYUNG???”

Jimin and Jeongguk laugh maniacally

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ANYONE HE WAS STILL IN THE STORE?!?!?!”

Needless to say at the next off ramp Jin has to turn around

He rushes into the store as soon as they get back

To find Tae spacing out, staring at the snacks

“Geez Taehyung, we gotta go!”

“Huh? Oh, okay.”

He mindlessly grabs a snack off the shelf and goes to pay

Jin meets with the rest of the members

“He never needs to know he was left behind”

With all seven members safely in the vehicle they actually continue the trip

After another half hour of giggling and questionable sounds from the back of the van, which NamJin are now willfully ignoring Yoongi wakes up

“Ah, how much longer will we be on the road?”

“2 more hours” Jin mumbles

“Huh, I feel like I slept longer then that”

“You did, we forgot Tae” Hoseok immediately covers his mouth as chaos erupted in the back seat

“yoU FORGOT ME?!?!?! HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!”

Jimin and Jeongguk are crying with laughter while trying to avoid getting hit by Taehyung

“IF YOU DON’T CALM DOWN I WILL COME BACK THERE!!”

“CALM DOWN BEFORE JIN CLIMBS OUT OF THE DRIVER’S SEAT!!” Namjoon is holding him in his seat and urging him to WATCH THE DAMN ROAD

The commonotion slowly settles down

Until

“Hey, Yoongi I bought some snacks, you wanna share?”

“Oh, yeah sure.”

And 20 minutes later

Hyper Yoongi has arRIVED

All Hoseok bought was candy

And he might have done it on purpose

“gUYS GUYS OKOKOK LISTEN TO THIS!!!”

Hyper Yoongi has control of the stereo system

And this is about to become a sing along

Pretty soon everyone is screaming along to various K-pop songs at the top of their lungs

And attempting the dance moves

Can you dance to Bang Bang Bang in a car?

Is it possible to do the choreo for Up & Down while sitting?

How does the Mic Drop choreo work with a seat belt?

THEY ARE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT by almost getting out of their seats

“Will you all SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!”

Jin is screaming

No one is listening

“We could do it Namjoon, we could murder them all. No one would have to know.”

“Jin no.”

seokjin:

BTS ARE PUBLIC FIGURES BUT THEY ARE NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY SO STOP INVADING THEIR SPACE & BEING SO FUCKING CHAOTIC & MAKING THEM FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE & WORRIED FOR THEIR SAFETY & EVERYONE AROUND THEM. 

The entire video just made me worried about BTS & feel so defeated 😪Why can’t these sasaengs just stop their bs. Seriously, BTS looks exhausted & they still need to deal with all these 😡Anyone who condones this kinda behavior please unfollow me.