CRAZY ARCADE FLYERS

Because you touch yourself at night.

"I wish I hadn't wasted all my money on Ruffles..."

The minor inconvenience of looking over somebody's shoulder replaced with a cricked neck.

Just another every day situation round these parts.

This painting makes my brain hurt.

Shill that pinball table, Slash. Shill it like you've never shilled before.

Hey, Einstein, you might find the game's more enjoyable when you've got your hands on the controls.

Welcome to the inside of my mind.

DOUBLE DWIBBLE.

Yeah! Who needs that crazy Pac-Invaders when you could be playing Hi-Lo.

I want an annulment.

The look on her face leads me to believe she'd been in that pose for about 3 hours.

Now that's the Sega we all know and love. Look at that lovely blue sky.

OVER-ACTING MODELS OUT OF JOB.

Remember when I said I had exhausted the crazy flyers and was going off to do other stuff? Well firstly: Many more crazy flyers may soon be available...

...And then it was all over. Yes, folks, I appear to have run out of silly flyers. I'm sure there's probably more, but sorting through them isn't my favourite pastime in the world. My favourite pastime, of course, is the website: http://rosetintedgamers.com - Where we wax lyrical about modern-day gaming stuff, and usually moan about how shit it all is. Try it. You might like it. (You probably won't)