Winging it

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

That wasn't very 🌿🐝🌙🌱🌻🍄🌲🌷☀️ of you.

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url