But I'm CRawr... this is glorpshit.

Where were you when NYT paid walled the Mini Crossword?

They say you can't take a duck home from the pond, but what if it follows and wants to come home with me? Is it a crime for a duck to want a change of pace? Maybe it just wants to visit for the day and we come back tomorrow. It's borrowing if anything. There's no laws against borrowing a duck I think. Who are we to speak for the ducks?

Isn't it really cool that your brain lets you live in an imaginary world every night? It just shows you a different reality from your own for a few hours without prompt (unless you're like an expert dreamer I guess). I'd like to imagine the brain does that for the silliest of purposes. Or the evilest of purposes. Whatever the vibes are.

The image I see in the mirror is different every time I look. Sometimes they don't feel like me and sometimes they do. But if it isn't me, who else can it be? Maybe one day it'll just always feel like me, but until that day I'd like to learn more about who they are. Let's talk together sometime whoever you are.

Mmmmm bread. I would love some bread right now. Or tomorrow. Any day really.

Emotions are awesome. I mean wow the brain allows me to feel a certain way about things and not just be an empty husk. Emotions are never right or wrong, just the interpretation of said emotion. I've definitely spent years misunderstanding certain feelings and emotions then one day it's just wow so THIS might explain things better. Who knows there might be more to it, but that's ok, we'll figure it out someday. But ya emotions and feelings are pretty cool. Even the bad ones. Those help you appreciate the good ones.

I'm an open book except the book is guarded behind three walls. The first wall you must solve my riddles. The second wall I might let you in, but the third wall I lost the keys to years ago. If you find them, let me know.

So joyous. So whimsical. So delusional.

Vorp.