MY WEATHERED SOUL

bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes

People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now

having a tumblr blog with more than 500 followers deserves to be in the dsm-6

The dick sucking manual 6?

ok this is actually the funniest reply to this post

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

fuck you (confession of love)

good morning to people with sweatshirts for universities they never attended, people with a collection of empty notebooks, people with niche academic interests no one else seems to care about, people who never outgrew their middle school mythology phase, people who can’t seem to make a dent in their TBR piles, and the guy who does edits on Wikipedia

Excited for 2021 just because we will celebrate the 30 year anniversary of Prince wearing Assless pants to the VMAS in 1991

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this