( &. A PYRRHIC VICTORY. )

         Yo, so, this blog – its fantastic. I enjoy seeing how well they rp Bart. It’s such a great pleasure to speak to them ooc. I feel bad bc I haven’t had the time to talk ooc lately, but now that I can, I will bother the heckie out of them because is cool beans. & she happens to like empanadas, which are my favorite Hispanic thing ever. Wish I could send her some, along with some pasteles y besitos de coco.

                                      fear me [ ｍ ｏ ｒ ｅ ]

Hopefully by the time I do another one of these, the list will include all the same faces, and many more to come. 

send me a “♛” and i’ll randomly generate a number between 1 & 184 to see what my character will say to yours. ( feel free to adjust the pronouns & such to better fit your setting! )

                      “You                                        will                                                        all                                                                     freeze…”

                                    He realised, much too late to go back now. 

                    Bart poked his head out from behind a stack of messy dishes.                            Food scraped onto multiple parts of his face, he’s a grinning mess                            and disaster.  Run while you still can, Robin--

❛ I should tear your eyes out right now, but how would you ever be able to look at       yourself in the morning? ❜ ❛ If we were the share our lives together, why didn’t we share our lives together? ❜ ❛ Omission is betrayal. ❜ ❛ I didn’t date much. I was shy. And ugly. ❜ ❛ Question how does a girl/boy who falls, no actually jumps eyes wide open, down       a rabbit hole, plummeting into chaos come out unchanged? ❜ ❛ I believe we write our own stories and each time we think we know the end… we don’t. ❜ ❛ John Lennon said life happens when you’re busy makng other plans. ❜ ❛ There are moments in life when you hope your decisions weren’t rash. And moments       where you just know. ❜ ❛ Knowledge is a terrible and marvelous thing. ❜ ❛ You know, life’s funny that way. Once you let go of the wheel, you might end up right       where you belong. ❜ ❛ She believed that all problems could be solved by listening to Carly Simon. ❜ ❛ Under the right circumstances, they could be a girl’s best friend. ❜ ❛ Can you just not look at me like that, please? It’s making me very uncomfortable. ❜ ❛ Life’s about certainty. It’s about being in control. ❜ ❛ Perhaps luck exists somewhere between the world of planning, the world of chance,       and the peace that comes from knowing that you just can’t know it all. ❜ ❛ A clean break is easier. ❜ ❛ Maybe some secrets should just stay secret. ❜ 

“This is serious monkey business.”

“Dude, they’re huge. Like 180 pounds and two and a half feet tall. They’re practically horses for someone as short as you.”

Bart’s other arm flailed around for a moment, before he was kissing Gar’s cheek again, looking at him excitedly.  “But really--what’s the biggest dog in the world?  Have you turned into that before?  How many kinds of dogs are there?”

“Are you gonna get those beef ones?”